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(Ron): Hello, welcome to Channel 4 News, coming to you strait from San Diego, this is Ron Burgundy.... my wife Veronica Corningstone is out taking the kids to a Padre's game.  Hahaha what a delight that is.  Continuing....

Our top story, scientists believe that humans were on the brink of extinction about 70,000 years ago due to a massive drought..... yes I know what you're thinking today was a slow day for the news-writers.....

In the politicol spectrum, Hilary stays alive in the democratic race, with a huge win in Pennsylvania, meanwhile, Mr. McCain is..... ummm actually Mr. McCain has just about taken his race...... no competition for him at all.  ummmmm yea.......... Brick, how's the weather lookin like for this weekend?

(Brick): Well, if we look at out map right here, we can see the San Andread Fault, now that fault is gonna produce some major hailstorms in the.......

(Ron): Well thank you for that Brick, let's go over to Champ with the sports new, Champ, you there?

(Champ): WHAMMY!!!!! That's what Jason Taylor is saying, halfway through his dancing career, and rumors of him being traded are already surfacing.  The Dolphins are apparently looking to get another high first round pick, and with a player of Jason's caliber, they can definitely get it.

In other NFL News, Shaun Alexander is still looking for a job, after being recently cut byt the Seahawks.  Many think that Alexander is done, but this is what Shannon Sharpe had to say about Alexnder, "He's the best RB ever........"(NOTE, HE DIDN'T SAY THAT).

Back to you Ron....

(Ron): Well, thanks Champ.  From everyone hear at Channel 4 News, this Ron Burgundy saying, Stay Classy San Diego!

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