Well, to go along with Porkins' orientation, I'd just like to show all of those doubters out there that we are, in fact, the best "yo momma" jokesters around.
I'll be the first to go. Everyone else, feel free to leave a comment with your best "yo momma" joke.
Yo momma's so fat, she's on both sides of the family.
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yo momma's teeth so yellow, when she smiles cars slow down
i B4 e:Happy FNversary 2 me | 04/29/08, 05:12 PM
Report Offensive CommentYo momma's so fat I took a picture of her last christmas and it's still printing
Porkins: Pisses Excellence | 04/29/08, 05:13 PM
Report Offensive CommentYo momma's so fat she went swimming and left a ring around the lake.
Yo momma's so fat she went into Kentucky Fried Chicken and said she wanted the bucket on the sign.
Harry C is Mr. Jimmy Page | 04/29/08, 05:17 PM
Report Offensive CommentYo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
Porkins: Pisses Excellence | 04/29/08, 05:20 PM
Report Offensive CommentHahaha! Love 'em all. Porkins, that's great.
Yo momma's so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund.
Yo momma's so ugly, she looked out the window and got arrested.
(that's not mine, but I laught my **** off when I read it.)
RobertMenn-MerlinsMiracles.com | 04/29/08, 05:21 PM
Report Offensive CommentYo momma so ugly, she has to tie a pork chop around her neck just so the dog will play with her.
RobertMenn-MerlinsMiracles.com | 04/29/08, 05:22 PM
Report Offensive CommentYo momma's so ugly, they had to feed her with a slingshot.
RobertMenn-MerlinsMiracles.com | 04/29/08, 05:24 PM
Report Offensive CommentYo momma's so ugly Rice Krispies won't talk to her.
i B4 e:Happy FNversary 2 me | 04/29/08, 05:26 PM
Report Offensive CommentYo momma's so ugly, she was hired as a rodeo clown before she put the makeup on.
thehemogoblin: home again | 04/29/08, 05:39 PM
Report Offensive CommentYo momma's so fat...if fat were bricks...she'd have her own projects!
Anthony E. | 04/29/08, 05:54 PM
Report Offensive CommentYo momma's so fat...if fat were bricks...she'd have her own projects!
Anthony E. | 04/29/08, 05:54 PM
Report Offensive Commentyo momma so ugly she looked out the window and got arrested!
Ghost. Done. | 04/29/08, 06:04 PM
Report Offensive Commentyo momma so ugly she made you!
Ghost. Done. | 04/29/08, 06:05 PM
Report Offensive CommentYo momma is so fat, we're in her right now!
Moondizzle... | 04/29/08, 07:29 PM
Report Offensive CommentYo momma is so fat her blood type is Ragu
Your momma is so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone.
Chengy: bye FN | 04/29/08, 08:01 PM
Report Offensive CommentYo momma's so fat when she steps on a scale it says..one at a time please.
Yo momma's so fat she makes a whale look like a tic-tac.
Yo momma's so fat she makes sumo wrestlers look anorexic.
Yo mamma's so fat her cereal bowl has a lifeguard,
Harry C is Mr. Jimmy Page | 04/29/08, 08:30 PM
Report Offensive CommentYo momma so god-ugly she couldnt erect a scaffold
Cain-Willis. In & Out... | 04/29/08, 09:04 PM
Report Offensive CommentYo momma so fat she couldnt have sex with a broom
Cain-Willis. In & Out... | 04/29/08, 09:05 PM
Report Offensive CommentYo momma so stupid she puts deoderant up her as$ 'cause it says, "screw up bottom".
Cain-Willis. In & Out... | 04/29/08, 10:58 PM
Report Offensive CommentYo momma is so dumb she ran into a parked car
Yo momma is so dumb she tripped over a cordless phone
badgerfan07 | 04/29/08, 11:41 PM
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