Do you have a favorite putdown? Maybe a family heirloom thats been passed down for
generations like lice and baldness? Sure, you may live in a singlewide, but damn it, those dummies next door sure do annoy the stinging pi$$ outa you! Push those cheap beer cans off your keyboard and see if you
can write one down. Here's some to jump-start your mental weedwhacker.
1) Are you always this stupid or is it a special occasion?
2) You're the reason siblings shouldn't marry.
3) I hear you were born on a farm, how big was the litter?
4) You must have a family tree, but this crop was a failure.
5) I'd like to leave you with one thought, but i doubt you have anywhere to put it.
6) Keep repeating, 'socks first, then shoes, socks first, then shoes...'
7) As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?
8) You're not the sharpest lure in the tackle box.
9) We all descended from apes, but you must have gotten stuck in the tree.
10) If you were any more stupid, you've have to be watered twice a week.
11) If i gave you a penny for your thoughts, i'd get change.
12) The wheels still turning, but the hamster sure is dead.
13) Your inferiority complex is totally justified.
14) With the proper training, you'd make a great turd.
15) _____________________________________ (insert yours here)
And please, make the world a funnier place, use these putdowns often, as laughter is better medicine than that
crap from canada, and a hell of a lot cheaper.....
Cheyenne Frontier Rodeo Days
Comments (23)
Well, you have pretty much all of my favorites..but one that I just randomly thought of is...
Do you ever get tired of hearing, "you're wrong"
badgerfan07 is ashamed | 04/29/08, 11:39 PM
Report Offensive CommentI'm sorry, your not my type. I'm not inflatable.
Tracy00214-No More | 04/30/08, 01:37 AM
Report Offensive Comment"I'm sorry, your not my type. I'm not inflatable."
I think that should have read:
"I'm sorry, I'm not YOUR type. I'm not inflatable" ;-)
Cowboys-Celtics-Chisox | 04/30/08, 03:20 AM
Report Offensive CommentDid your parents have any kids that lived?
Does your helmet have your name on it or is it just your underwear that does?
Just how big was the yellow bus that took you to school?
When your parents told you to play outside, did they add...in traffic?
rstowe - The NMI Emperor | 04/30/08, 07:01 AM
Report Offensive CommentHave you always been this stupid or did you have to train for it?
rstowe - The NMI Emperor | 04/30/08, 07:14 AM
Report Offensive CommentWas your mother a D? Was your father a D? Because you sure as hell are a DeeDeeDee.
rstowe - The NMI Emperor | 04/30/08, 07:25 AM
Report Offensive CommentHave you always been this stupid or have you just recently become a Red Sox fan?
rstowe - The NMI Emperor | 04/30/08, 07:54 AM
Report Offensive CommentYour village called, they'd like you to perform your duties as idiot today.
rstowe - The NMI Emperor | 04/30/08, 07:55 AM
Report Offensive CommentI see your lips moving but unfortunately I don't speak idiot.
rstowe - The NMI Emperor | 04/30/08, 07:56 AM
Report Offensive CommentDoes your mommy know you're out of the basement and on the computer today?
rstowe - The NMI Emperor | 04/30/08, 07:57 AM
Report Offensive CommentWas the school you went to "special"?
rstowe - The NMI Emperor | 04/30/08, 08:15 AM
Report Offensive CommentSo you decided to go with Idiot Flakes for breakfast this morning I see.
rstowe - The NMI Emperor | 04/30/08, 08:20 AM
Report Offensive CommentIs your part of the gene pool sponsored by the Special Olympics?
rstowe - The NMI Emperor | 04/30/08, 08:22 AM
Report Offensive CommentIf they paid people for being stupid you'd have more money than Bill Gates.
rstowe - The NMI Emperor | 04/30/08, 08:23 AM
Report Offensive CommentIf I realized you are a Cubs fan I would have spoken slower and used smaller wrods.
rstowe - The NMI Emperor | 04/30/08, 08:24 AM
Report Offensive Comment"I'm sorry, your not my type. I'm not inflatable."
I think that should have read:
"I'm sorry, I'm not YOUR type. I'm not inflatable" ;-)
Cowboys-Celtics-Chisox | 04/30/08, 03:20 AM
Ah. I see you've heard it before. *tries not to smile*
Tracy00214-No More | 04/30/08, 08:26 AM
Report Offensive CommentGood one Tracy
rstowe - The NMI Emperor | 04/30/08, 08:29 AM
Report Offensive CommentI've had my fill of idiots today...come back and try again tomorrow.
rstowe - The NMI Emperor | 04/30/08, 08:35 AM
Report Offensive CommentRstowe is inspired.
Ghosthunter | 04/30/08, 11:08 AM
Report Offensive CommentWell, when you're surrounded by idiots and stupid people that happens.
rstowe - The NMI Emperor | 04/30/08, 11:29 AM
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