Met-aphorically Speaking
Views
766
Comments
0

The following things will never be said by anyone visiting Shea Stadium this season:

  1. “I love the Flushing skyline.”
  2. “Yes, that’s urine, but from which borough?”
  3. “I think Pedro’s pitching tonight.”
  4. “How is your merlot?”
  5. “Ralph Kiner remembered me.”
  6. “Sosa brought his A-game.”
  7. “Mr. Met touched me in a bad place.”
  8. “Yeah, that burger’s definitely Angus.”
  9. “They’re out of Kevin Elster throwbacks.”
  10. “Ah-LOOO-Alou-Alou-Alou!!!”
  11. “The alcohol-free section is full.”
  12. “Who are those attractive women on the sausage line?”
  13. “This year, let’s see what we can do to an 8-game lead…”
  14. “Where’s Rickey?”
  15. “Welcome home, Tim McCarver!”
  16. “No moving down, these are our assigned seats.”
  17. “Where are all the Hispanic players?”
  18. “Billy Joel is a Mets fan at heart.”
  19. “I hope they hit Cow Bell Man with a rocket launched t-shirt.”
  20. “Next year is now.”

Comment

Remember to keep your posts clean. Profanity will get filtered, and offensive comments will be removed.


Start Your Own Blog

Start Now

Truth & Rumors

MOST POPULAR

  1. 1
    Woodson's next job
    Views
    5355
    Comments
    1102
  2. 2
    'Melo wants to be wooed (like, Howard wooed)
    Views
    1184
    Comments
    814
  3. 3
    Lee on the Yankees' radar (Burnett, too)
    Views
    12255
    Comments
    533
  4. 4
    Farrell defends Fenway's 'sleep room'
    Views
    1253
    Comments
    478
  5. 5
    Rangers pegged as unsportsmanlike divers
    Views
    3241
    Comments
    277

SI.com

SI Photos