- “Two footlongs, please.”
- “That’s my Willie!”
- “There’s plenty of foul territory here.”
- “Free entry with two cans of Pepsi.”
- “Chris Rock was in here earlier.”
- “I’m stuck up in the mezzanine.”
- “Carlos showed off his five tools last night.”
- “He roped one with that smooth stroke of his.”
- “BOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”
- “I’m only here till the nicer one opens next door.”
- “Johan likes a well-groomed mound.”
- “How many people have snuck in through this exit?”
- “Wagner finally blew one the other day.”
- “I’m not coming until the fourth inning, when my buddy gets off.”
- “I have to wait in line to pee in there?”
- “After the game, I’ll show you the big landing strip.”
- “Do it Wright!”
- “He’s short, has curly hair and answers to ‘Pedro’.”
- “Good intro music.”
- “I could hit that.”
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13 is hilarious
NYGiantsSBXLIICHAMPS
Rockville Centre , NY
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I'm partial the the booing one, simply because it makes me laugh to think about someone actually booing a bed partner.
Thanks!
Brad Bortone
Providence , RI
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21. Footlongs? You should see the size of the Dodger Dog.
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Thanks for giving me another laugh...20 other laughs...
Coletrain
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ya those are pretty good
A* shizzle* BS
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