Met-aphorically Speaking
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Thanks to the fine readers of this site, and the greater blogosphere, Wednesday’s post took off pretty well. If it’s okay with you, I’d like to be lazy for one more day and continue the theme while I finish slightly more intelligent posts. Today: Things you can say at Shea Stadium, but not while having sex. Enjoy…
  1. “Two footlongs, please.”
  2. “That’s my Willie!”
  3. “There’s plenty of foul territory here.”
  4. “Free entry with two cans of Pepsi.”
  5. “Chris Rock was in here earlier.”
  6. “I’m stuck up in the mezzanine.”
  7. “Carlos showed off his five tools last night.”
  8. “He roped one with that smooth stroke of his.”
  9. “BOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”
  10. “I’m only here till the nicer one opens next door.”
  11. “Johan likes a well-groomed mound.”
  12. “How many people have snuck in through this exit?”
  13. “Wagner finally blew one the other day.”
  14. “I’m not coming until the fourth inning, when my buddy gets off.”
  15. “I have to wait in line to pee in there?”
  16. “After the game, I’ll show you the big landing strip.”
  17. “Do it Wright!”
  18. “He’s short, has curly hair and answers to ‘Pedro’.”
  19. “Good intro music.”
  20. “I could hit that.”

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