Talk about Staying on Target...It appears that Roger's really been...um...nailing the bullseye. You've got to admire how multi-talented the guy is.
The word on the street is that his side dish, Mindy McCready, is going to release a hot new country single dedicated to the Rocket's amazing life. The trouble is, she's stuck for a title.
Can we help her out Fannation? What should her song be called? Some suggestions to get us rolling...
"What?...It's B-12. B-12 to the butt. Who doesn't do that?"
"Rock Me, 'Roid Me All Night Long"
"You Can See the Tears in my Eyes, but Not the Track Marks on My A ss"
"Well sherrrrr, I was only fifteen, but shoot, y'all- in hillbilly years that's near forever."
"The PED-ophile of My Heart"
"My Cy Young Wasn't Young Enough for Me"
"If you want a woman who was attracted to all this, then go crazy, Rog."
"My Love For You Grows Daly"
"Call of the Philandering Dou chebag"
"I shoulda used the bat when I had the chance..."
"Debbie Does Dallas, but Roger Does the Rest"
"My Balls Strike Fast"
"Nobody's ever ready for the changeup."
"The Diamond is a Girl's Best Friend"
"I Can't Get no Relief From Lovin' You"
So Fannation, Mindy's Grammy hopes rest squarely on your shoulders. She needs your creativity to make this a memorable release...*ahem*.
Chime in boys and girls. The Clemens saga gets weirder, and we get funnier. Fire away.
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Comments (34)
Funny blog! My, my, how the mighty have fallen...
Sneaky Pete | 05/01/08, 01:08 PM
Report Offensive CommentOutstanding blog Porkins!
rstowe - The NMI Emperor JL | 05/01/08, 01:16 PM
Report Offensive CommentYou came up with most of the titles I would think of.
rstowe - The NMI Emperor JL | 05/01/08, 01:38 PM
Report Offensive CommentVery clever!
Ghosthunter | 05/01/08, 01:54 PM
Report Offensive CommentFunny as all hell.
J. HOVA: ES MUY BIEN | 05/01/08, 04:06 PM
Report Offensive CommentWhat the hell is Clemens doing in that last picture? Is that Jeter bent over?
J. HOVA: ES MUY BIEN | 05/01/08, 04:07 PM
Report Offensive CommentFunny. Great idea!
RHATER is Gone. | 05/01/08, 04:07 PM
Report Offensive CommentFunny. Great idea!
RHATER is Gone. | 05/01/08, 04:07 PM
Report Offensive Comment"The roids have made you half the man you used to be"
The Ram | 05/01/08, 04:08 PM
Report Offensive CommentArggh double post!
RHATER is Gone. | 05/01/08, 04:08 PM
Report Offensive Comment"Momma's don't let your daughters grow up to date Roger"
The Ram | 05/01/08, 04:09 PM
Report Offensive Comment"Trailer-guided Rocket"
The Ram | 05/01/08, 04:11 PM
Report Offensive Comment"Done in 60 seconds"
The Ram | 05/01/08, 04:14 PM
Report Offensive Comment"How Can I Get Over You When You're Still Under Him"
Space Ace | 05/01/08, 04:15 PM
Report Offensive Comment"When a man loves all women"
The Ram | 05/01/08, 04:16 PM
Report Offensive Comment"There's a rocket shaped hole in my head"
The Ram | 05/01/08, 04:17 PM
Report Offensive Comment"18 holes is never enough"
The Ram | 05/01/08, 04:19 PM
Report Offensive Comment"Run, cause Daddy's got a shotgun"
The Ram | 05/01/08, 04:21 PM
Report Offensive Comment"The man who never struck out"
The Ram | 05/01/08, 04:23 PM
Report Offensive Comment"There's C*m Stains On The Pillow Where Your Head Used To Lay"
Space Ace | 05/01/08, 04:24 PM
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