Talk about Staying on Target...It appears that Roger's really been...um...nailing the bullseye. You've got to admire how multi-talented the guy is.
The word on the street is that his side dish, Mindy McCready, is going to release a hot new country single dedicated to the Rocket's amazing life. The trouble is, she's stuck for a title.
Can we help her out Fannation? What should her song be called? Some suggestions to get us rolling...
"Rock Me, 'Roid Me All Night Long"
"You Can See the Tears in my Eyes, but Not the Track Marks on My A ss"
"The PED-ophile of My Heart"
"My Cy Young Wasn't Young Enough for Me"
"My Love For You Grows Daly"
"Call of the Philandering Dou chebag"
"I shoulda used the bat when I had the chance..."
"Debbie Does Dallas, but Roger Does the Rest"
"My Balls Strike Fast"
"The Diamond is a Girl's Best Friend"
"I Can't Get no Relief From Lovin' You"
So Fannation, Mindy's Grammy hopes rest squarely on your shoulders. She needs your creativity to make this a memorable release...*ahem*.
Chime in boys and girls. The Clemens saga gets weirder, and we get funnier. Fire away.