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Talk about Staying on Target...It appears that Roger's really been...um...nailing the bullseye.  You've got to admire how multi-talented the guy is.

The word on the street is that his side dish, Mindy McCready, is going to release a hot new country single dedicated to the Rocket's amazing life.  The trouble is, she's stuck for a title.

Can we help her out Fannation?  What should her song be called?  Some suggestions to get us rolling...


"What?...It's B-12.  B-12 to the butt.  Who doesn't do that?"

"Rock Me, 'Roid Me All Night Long"

"You Can See the Tears in my Eyes, but Not the Track Marks on My A ss"

 
"Well sherrrrr, I was only fifteen, but shoot, y'all- in hillbilly years that's near forever."

"The PED-ophile of My Heart" 

"My Cy Young Wasn't Young Enough for Me"


"If you want a woman who was attracted to all this, then go crazy, Rog."

"My Love For You Grows Daly"

"Call of the Philandering Dou chebag"


"I shoulda used the bat when I had the chance..."

"Debbie Does Dallas, but Roger Does the Rest"

"My Balls Strike Fast"


"Nobody's ever ready for the changeup."

"The Diamond is a Girl's Best Friend"

"I Can't Get no Relief From Lovin' You"

 

So Fannation, Mindy's Grammy hopes rest squarely on your shoulders.  She needs your creativity to make this a memorable release...*ahem*.

Chime in boys and girls.  The Clemens saga gets weirder, and we get funnier.  Fire away.

 

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