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Setting

Make that Shot! Gameroom. Crowd on the edge of their seats, hoping to get picked to come down and show of their basketball knowledge. Dwade82697 comes out, smiling.

Dwade82697: Hello, and welcome back to Make that Shot!

Crowd: Yea!

(One banana peel thrown onto court.)

Dwade82697: I see that there is a bigger crowd today. And this time only one unnesecary item thrown at me! Last time I counted 48! And there were only 40 people in the crowd!

(Crowd laughs)

Dwade82697: Now, let me explain something to you: I want to briing the 'NBA Fans' channel to get more active with TV shows! Who's with me?!

Crowd: Not me!

Dwade82697(To himself): This is hopeless.

Anyway, let's have a recap of our last show: Out of 5 questions, one was answered correctly. David Stern and Pat Riley were the competitors.

Now, time for the contestants to be announced: the first is, drum roll please. (Tuba starts being played, Dwade83697 glares at musician) I said DRUM ROLL! NOT TUBA ROLL!

Musician: Oh.

(Drum roll starts being played)

Dwade82697: Now that that's settled... our first contestant is.... Diehard BobcatsFan! Come on down, Diehard!

(Old man comes down, wearing Emeka Okefor jersey)

Now, let's learn a little bit about Diehard.

(Hands microphone to Diehard)

Diehard: I'm I Diehard Bobcats fan!

Dwade82697: As your name says. Now, is that your real birth name?

Diehard: No, I got it changed once I found out that Barry Clown is the head coach.

Dwade82697(Looking puzzled): Who's Barry Clown?

Diehard: Why, my longtime friend and the Bobcats head coach, of course!

Dwade82697: Whatever you say.

(Mouths the word to the crowd: Loopy!)

Now, for the next contestant....

(Drum roll starts)

Wow, I didn't even have to correct you about which instrument! Let's give our musician a hand.

Random guy from crowd(Throws Another Banana peel at Dwade82697): Get on with it!

Crowd: Yeah!

Dwade82697: Okay, gosh, no appreciation from this crowd!

The next contestant is.....BananaPeel Guy! Come on down!

(Guy who was throwing bananas at dwade82697 comes down)

dwade829697(to himself): Oh gosh.

BananaPeel: Hey, let's get this straight: I'm only here because my wife(points to a girl eating an apple) made me come!

dwade82697: Sounds like a fruity family! (draws laughs from the crowd)

BananaPeel: I heard that! (Aims peel at dwade82697)

dwade82697: Whoa, take it easy. How about getting to the show?

Crowd: Yeah!

dwade82697: Okay, first question-

BananaPeel: Hey, do you have an extra banana?

dwade82697: I'm sorry, no. Now, the real question is-

BananaPeel: What about apples?

dwade82697: No! And that isn't the question! The REAL real question is-

BananaPeel: Who is the head coach of the Charlotte Bobcats?

dwade82697: Actually, that is the question!

Anyone have an answer?

(DieHard buzzes in.)

DieHard: Barry Clown!

dwade82697: Incorrect.

BananaPeel: Apple Oopple!

dwade82697: Incorrect! The correct answer is Larry Brown. The next question is-

DieHard: I know! What is UC Santa Cruz's Mascot?

dwade82697: How'd you know?

DieHard: I have the questions and the answer key right here! The answer is the Banana Slug!

BananaPeel: I love bananas!

dwade82697(to DieHard): Cheater!

DieHard: Ha Ha!

dwade82697: Well, now, due to cheating, today's show is over. Join us next time on MAKE THAT SHOT!

BananaPeel: Don't count on it!

dwade82697: Bye bye!