The Troubles of FanNation: Volume 5

Well it has finally arrived, and for those who wanted a part I gave you babies what you wanted, lol. Anyway hope you enjoy, this has to be most biggest one yet...

If you missed Volume 4 here is the link.

Bought to you with no commercials because they are too expensive.....

 

Warning: Viewer Discreation is Advised

 

Fade into a hospital room with Porkins and Dr. dudeman

dudeman - Porkins, the day has finally come, we are ready to release you bak into the world of FN again, your TD is back to normal and I even see you are doing some blogs.

Porkins - Finally I will be able to get out of here!!! Thank you for the compliments

dudeman - I didn't say you were great, I said your active again.

Porkins - Well anyway, I'm outta here.

dudeman - Not so fast, the FNPD are coming to pick you up, your under their protection now...

Porkins - Right, this is fun.

 

Fade into the FNPD station, Dawgee and Ram are in a room with dyhard and backup standing near by once again.

Dawgee - Well Ram now that I gave a few days to get yourself together, I'm going to ask you again... Did you shoot Porkins and kidnapp D-Fan?

Ram - No!!! That is final can you get that?

Dawgee - Can you get spending 10-Life in jail?

Ram - No, because I didn't do it.

- NyFan & Mr. FanMan enters -

NyFan - Any progress Dawgee?

Dawgee - As stubborn as a rock...

Mr. FanMan - Maybe we should rough him up....

Dawgee - Pass, tried it. Still stubborn.

Ram - That's because I didn't do it!

 

Meanwhile Elway who has since recovered, dyhard and dwade are searching for clues as to who might have really shot Porkins and taken DetriotFan

Elway - I don't know about anything anymore.... I still think Ram did it, if he was able to put me and dyhard down like that then he is capable of anything.

dwade - Don't go jumping to any conclusions just yet.... we really need to find evidence, concrete eveidence.

Elway - Let's start back at the leaderboard, there was some shell casings recovered, have the department check em out maybe if we know what kind of gun was used we can narrow the list.

dwade - Who would have a gun?

Elway - A lot of people, apperently.

dyhard - There has to be something that can help us but, what?

dwade - Check out these tiring tracks... they lead from the crime scene and go on for a few miles....

Elway - Paydirt.

 

After questioning Ram some more Dawgee and NyFan take Ram down to court where Judge Cheezhead and other juiors are awating...

Cheezhead: Ok, let's see here Ram you are accused of shooting Porkins and taking DetriotFan.... you were spotted at the crime looking rather suspisious according to authorites and a key eyewitness, BucMaster.

Ram - Look, I didn't do it. Did I want to be on top of the board? Yes. Would I go that far? No not even close.

Cheezhead - That is for the court to decide Ram.

BucMaster - Ram don't deny anything, you are as guilty as hell and you know it, I'm the witness, I could put you away forever.

Suddenly the room shakes violently and everyone is running around in confusion....

- Officer Chengy enters, breathing heavily -

Cheezhead - Officer Chengy, what the heck happened out there?

Officer Chengy - There has been an explosion and we think we know who did it.... D-Fan's kidnapper's henchman.

Ram - I don't think this helps my case too much.

 

Detriot Fan is in the dark room again with the Unknown Person in the shadows.

D-Fan - What do you mean secrets are worth dying for?

Unknown Person - Don't you get it yet? We are going to get rid of you for good.

D-Fan - Why?

Unknown Person - Because you have been around too long, way too long and it is time for you to retire from TDing perminantly.

Suddenly an alarm blares, there has been a breach and some is coming.... Punches can be heard and the sound of machine guns blasting. The door swings open a blinding white light shines through.....

How did you like it? Check back next week for the new edition of the Troubles of FanNation. If you wish to make an apperence on the show, contact me. Thanks for Watching.

What I want to know is WHY THE HELL AM I NBOT INCLUDED????

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not*

That just ruined everything.

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D'oh! Had it end it there, didn't you?

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Nice volume.

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Yes! I have one line! lol Good job RS...

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lol at dyhard.

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After consulting my agent I would like to be the next episode.

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meant in the next episode

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