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This award will be given to the individual who shows being an idiot will win you something. This weeks winner hails from Dayton, OH and will probably end up in Canton, OH. He's the greatest pitcher since Nolan Ryan to pitch in the majors and sports one of the coolest nicknames in the world. Here we go ladies and gentlemen, have a warm round of applause for ROGER CLEMENS. The Rocket, has rocketed instantly into the "Shine-Box Hall of Fame" on the first ballot. Why would Andy Pettite not stand-up for you? Why is your testimony so full of inconsistencies? Why do I not believe you? Now, with your adultress ways being exposed, his un-credibility is of "Rock Star" status. The most respected, talented, dominating, intimidating, pitcher in the MLB has more skeletons in his closet than Pete Rose. I feel this weeks winner was unanimous.
May 5, 2008  05:50 PM ET

Yeah but the Dodger's shine box is full of condoms.

May 5, 2008  05:55 PM ET

David Cone's is full of his hand.

 
May 9, 2008  10:25 PM ET

Good call, Roger's going down!!

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