There is a fifth dimension beyond that which is known to man. It is a dimension as vast as space and as timeless as infinity. It is the middle-ground between light and shadow, between science and superstition, and it lies between the pit of man's fears and the summit of his knowledge. This is the dimension of imagination. It is an area we call the 'Twilight Zone'
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Meet Terpsfan, your average fan, except for the fact that his love for the UMD expands beyond the brightest star in our galaxy. As of recently his tales of the 4th Dimension speak of horror and, if you look at it in the right way, an ironic comedy that the 4th Dimension has attached to it. Tonight is the season finale of Terpsfan's blogging series as he retires for a few months. However this retirement will be short lived, because his new job will be just within the southernmost point of........ The Twilight Zone.
There was Terpsfan, watching another let-down of a season that only UMD's Men's basketball team could provide for him. He was over with some of his Fannation Buddies, Ghost-Hunter, Bucc4 Life, and DJ. The first half had ended and MD was losing 45-33 to the bittermost rival.......Duke.
Terpsfan switched the channel onto Women's golf, even this was more appetizing than a MD beating at the hands of his arch nemesis team. At that point his friends left him (they had lost their appetite for women's golf). They would never come back........
Terpsfan fell asleep on his bed, and awoke to a fire on his rug............he ran as fast as he could to the door, but it was on fire, he went to his back door.....that was on fire too. Without thinking he ran to the computer and jumped into the screen. Somehow he was magically transported into the internet.......or was it............... The Twilight Zone?
Wherever Terspfan lies now...he will always be watching you, always be right at the edge of your computer screen, always watching some of the TD'rs talk about whether or not Tiger Woods is the most dominant athlete. You may wonder whether or not Terpsfan is in the Twilight Zone................and for that there is no answer.