Here's something to chew on while your lunch digests:
• Former Patriots employee Matt Walsh has reportedly sent the NFL eight videotapes of other team's signals. Still, the big news is he doesn't have a video of the Rams' walkthrough before Super Bowl XXXVI. It seems he mistakenly taped over it with Rochelle, Rochelle.
• The Twins got a cycle from Carlos Gomez and five RBIs from Nick Punto in clobbering the White Sox 13-1 on Wednesday. Things got so bad for Chicago, in fact, that manager Ozzie Guillen put one of the inflatable dolls on the mound.
• HBO has picked the Cowboys for its next season of the training-camp series Hard Knocks. While the cable network insists it doesn't try to create drama, I hear it's pushing Jerry Jones to trade for Brodie Croyle's wife.
• Bob Watson, the G.M. of the U.S. Olympic baseball team, says that Roger Clemens is too much of a "distraction" to consider for the squad. But in a nice compromise, the Rocket has been invited to meet the Olympic torch on top of Mount Everest -- provided he's in uniform.
• Hawks GM Billy Knight announced his resignation yesterday. But it won't become effective until July 1, so Knight can watch Chris Paul and the rest of the players he should have drafted finish their seasons.
• Rafael Nadal lost in straight sets to Carlos Ferrero on Wednesday, just Nadal's second defeat in 105 matches on clay. On the bright side, he's still undefeated on Play-Doh.
• Wizards star Gilbert Arenas wrote on his blog that he won't re-sign with the team if it doesn't bring back Antawn Jamison. Of course, most of Arenas' readers ignored the news and griped about the post being "late."
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Comments (151)
Once again I have the LAST post on the mornng blog. it's all in the timing...
I'll Procrastinate Tomorrow | 05/08/08, 02:41 PM
Report Offensive CommentWizards star Gilbert Arenas wrote on his blog that he won't re-sign with the team if it doesn't bring back Antawn Jamison. Of course, most of Arenas' readers ignored the news and griped about the post being "late."
The 10 Spot
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Come on, get real, nobody posts there anymore.
manta | 05/08/08, 02:42 PM
Report Offensive CommentOf course, most of Arenas' readers ignored the news and griped about the post being "late."
Petey
Speaking of late posts...
BoFett | 05/08/08, 02:43 PM
Report Offensive CommentI'd love to trade Puke-Man for Brodie Croyle's wife
I'll Procrastinate Tomorrow | 05/08/08, 02:43 PM
Report Offensive CommentBut in a nice compromise, the Rocket has been invited to meet the Olympic torch on top of Mount Everest -- provided he's in uniform.
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The Rocket will accept. He said, 'Throwing my friends from Mt. Everest is even better than throwing them under a bus'.
Rickapolis-Bard of Who's Who | 05/08/08, 02:44 PM
Report Offensive CommentOf course, most of Arenas' readers ignored the news and griped about the post being "late."
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How could anyone do such a thing? Actions like that would tend to make the blog author take 4 weeks off or something.
DOC - Major Medical | 05/08/08, 02:44 PM
Report Offensive CommentI feel like traveling from Minsk to Milan.
Anthony Verna | 05/08/08, 02:44 PM
Report Offensive CommentRafael Nadal lost in straight sets to Carlos Ferrero on Wednesday, just Nadal's second defeat in 105 matches on clay.
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I guess geophagy is just better suited to tennis than the Atkins diet...
Finsterbaby | 05/08/08, 02:45 PM
Report Offensive CommentBob Watson, the G.M. of the U.S. Olympic baseball team, says that Roger Clemens is too much of a "distraction" to consider for the squad.
The entire female population of Asia breathed a sigh of relief after this news.
BoFett | 05/08/08, 02:46 PM
Report Offensive Comment??? The Twins got a cycle from Carlos Gomez and five RBIs from Nick Punto in clobbering the White Sox 13-1 on Wednesday. Things got so bad for Chicago, in fact, that manager Ozzie Guillen put one of the inflatable dolls on the mound.
Then he put that famous father-son duo in the 3rd base coaching box and challenged the Twins to 'come on around'.
Reports state one of the blow-up dolls had a fantastic splitter.
rock_chalk | 05/08/08, 02:47 PM
Report Offensive CommentOn second thougth, Roger turned the USOC down. He said he had a date in Chicago.
Rickapolis-Bard of Who's Who | 05/08/08, 02:48 PM
Report Offensive CommentSo you're saying you and GA are SOOOUL mates???
Brian K Jones | 05/08/08, 02:49 PM
Report Offensive CommentOf course, most of Arenas' readers ignored the news and griped about the post being "late."
Of course, those in the know are actually impressed at how fast he can type with jsut 3 fingers and two hairs on his head.
Barzhac: I'm a monster, rarr! | 05/08/08, 02:49 PM
Report Offensive CommentBut in a nice compromise, the Rocket has been invited to meet the Olympic torch on top of Mount Everest -- provided he's in uniform.
-Pete
He will pull a tank to the top with his teeth to meet with the Chinese contingency.
Tko27 | 05/08/08, 02:50 PM
Report Offensive CommentWho are Carlos Gomez and Nick Punto?
big west | 05/08/08, 02:50 PM
Report Offensive CommentSOOOUL mates???
Brian K Jones
"With Don Cornelius"
Barzhac: I'm a monster, rarr! | 05/08/08, 02:50 PM
Report Offensive CommentReports state one of the blow-up dolls had a fantastic splitter.
rock -- franchise Met? | 05/08/08, 02:47 PM
Rock: LOL.
big west | 05/08/08, 02:51 PM
Report Offensive CommentWho are Carlos Gomez and Nick Punto?
big west
They're twins.
rock_chalk | 05/08/08, 02:51 PM
Report Offensive CommentWho are Carlos Gomez and Nick Punto?
big west | 05/08/08, 02:50 PM
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Is this another Carnac skit?
Anthony Verna | 05/08/08, 02:52 PM
Report Offensive CommentWhiny, grumbling bloggers. To think they get paid to do this stuff. 'Like Vanna touching letters and gettin' paid millions.
Brian K Jones | 05/08/08, 02:52 PM
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