First- don't panic. We love you. This is your safe haven.
Second, make sure you're an actual idiot:
http://www.pagetutor.com/idiot/idiot.html
Good.
Now, get this book:
Ok- we have that out of the way, we can move on to more complicated things.
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HEY! Pay attention! Your new trick is fascinating, but it won't help you on FN.
It's important to know that you can be an idiot and still have an important role in the world.
This idiot is part of an important protest. Don't sell yourself short- if you put your mind to it you can do anything. In fact, some experts will tell you that idiots are making real progress in securing their stature among the elite.
Skeptical? I don't blame you. But I have proof that idiots can make it big.
