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Welcome everyone to my advice column, and if you have a question, please send it through fanmail to me, and I will do my best to answer it. Now, on to this weeks questions.

I am not Dawgee Fresh writes:

Dear Tracy,  My wife puts this lotion on that smells really bad so I am always on the computer lately. What should I tell her and if I tell her she smells bad she'll probably get really mad at me and throw stuff. What do I do?

Well Not Dawgee, I see your dilemma. I have a very simple solution for you too. Throw the offending lotion in the garbage, and make sure you bury it so she doesn't see it. When she asks where her lotion is, you tell her you dont know, but the other stuff she used to use you liked better anyway. 

Anonymous on FanNation writes:

Dear Tracy,  Me and my girlfriend have been going out six months. We hug, we dont kiss, and we dont hold hands.I know I love her and I know she loves me, and she has an uptight substitute teacher mom.What do you recommend we do to get closer?

 Dear Anonymous, If you know you love each other, whats the rush? Relationships take time to build, and the good ones are always the better for it. Let things develop on their own, and dont try to force things. The relationship will evolve on its own,it just takes time. 

The next question is a little wordy, so here goes. 

Dear Tracy,  My girlfriend and I's relationship has been anything but smooth. We spent 2 months in bliss before things fell apart and we broke up for 2 months before dramatically reuniting in Feb. Just like a Hollywood movie, right?  Not when you've only seen her 3 times since that point, 0 times in the past 2 months, and have talked to her twice in the past month. Now this is a..highly eccentric... girl so it actually wouldn't shock me at all if everything was alright and dandy (she has been grounded since we got back together) Clearly though, things are what they seem. She was supposed to call me last night to break up with me(assumably) but never did, and apparently wont be calling me this night either.

But what if I cant let her go? What if..you know? After all, I have every human,animal, natural and unnatural right to hate everything about her right now. But where in any other case I would be ready to rip someones eyeballs out with my fingernails, I now cant even imagine myself chewing her out. Despite countless hours of meditation, I have no clue how I will finally react when "it" finally comes.

How SHOULD I react?

signed, 

Drowning in Denial

Dear Drowning, Your battle is half won already. You recognize that your in denial about the situation with your girlfriend and there is obvious deception going on on her part. I also think from what you have written that she is toying with your emotions and this doesn't sound like a healthy relationship at all. I think you already know that though, and just need outside corroboration. The best advice I can give you is this. Find another girl. It takes one to get over one. I know you may not feel like going out with someone else, but it really does work. You will feel better about yourself and it will be easier to let the other one go. 

Thats it for this weeks questions, and if anyone had any more advice they would like to give to the questioners, please say so in the comments below. Until next time, FanNation..