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I hope you have enjoyed the series so far, I left off on a cliffhange back there... just keeping you on your toes. I have added in everyone who has wanted to be in (hopefully) and again if you have any questions, comments, concerns or complaints, you can let me know but, you may not ge a responce. Enjoy Volume Six!!!

Missed Volumes 1-5? Check them out Here:

Volume.1, Volume.2, Volume.3, Volume.4, Volume.5

 Note: I wasn't able to put everyone in but, that doesn't mean I forgot about you.

Bought to You with no commercials, the damn gas prices are keeping me from getting people to advertise.

Warning: Viewer Discreation is Advised. Some material may not be suitable for those who can't handle Suspense.

 

Fade into the FNPD

Porkins: So, how long do I have to stay in this dump?

NyFan: First off, it is not a dump... I could put you in a jail cell rather than in this nice room.

Porkins: At this point a jail cell is sounding great (under his breath).

NyFan: Look, I know you hate it here but, you must stay here for your own protection, we still haven't found who shot you and kidnapped D-Fan, so for now this is the best place for you.

Porkins: I think I'd have a better time living with my mother-in law.

-- Mr. FanMan enters breathing heavily --

NyFan: What is the hell is this?

Mr. FanMan: There has been an explosion outside of the courthouse, seven are were wounded and one was found fatally wounded.

 

Meanwhile Elway, dwade have been unconcious being closet to the explosion now are begininning to wake.

Elway: What the hell happened?

dwade: Uhhh, feels like a hangover to me.

dwade: dyhard are you all right?

-- dyhard remains unresponsive --

Elway: dyhard, dyhard, dyhard, wake up!!! wake up!!!

dwade: He is still breathing, we need to get him to the hospital quick.

Elway: Try to make him comfortable, I'll call for help.

 -- Suddenly a car appears --

YanksFan: What happened?

dwade: dyhard is down we need to get him to the hospital

Elway: I called for the ambulence, they said they would be here in 30 minutes.

dwade: We don't have that kind of time, we need to get him there now!!!

YanksFan: Right, help me get him into the car, I'll get Sman to help.

YanksFan: Sman, make dyhard comfortable and let's get going quick. If you see anymore, pick them up quick and then move out.

Sman: Got it, everyone ready? Hang on, I'm not letting dyhard down now.

 

Meanwhile back at the courthouse following the explosion, chaos has ensued and Cheez is trying to get things under control again.  

Judge Cheezhead: Order! Order! I will have order! 

Officer Chengy: Alright, alright everyone calm down, please sit back down everything is alright, we have officers on the scene right now.

Judge Cheezhead: Alright, wait a minute... Where did Ram go?

Officer Chengy: I don't know. I didn't see him leave.

Judge Cheezhead: Find Ram NOW!!!

 

Detriot Fan is in the room again with the Unknown Person all of a sudden punches are heard, sounds of machine guns blasting through the air, the door swings open, bright lights shining through.... 

Unknown Person: What the hell is this?

Esco: Payback sucker.  

 -- Esco shoots his machine gun and wounds the Unknown Person. --

D-Fan: Esco, thank God you are here!!!

Esco: What happened in here? You alright?

D-Fan: This guy has kept me locked in here, I've got some injuries but, I'll be okay, I lived and I'm greatful for that.

Esco: Thank god too, we were beginning to worry about you now let's see who are mystery kidnapper is.

Esco: -- gasps -- Holy crap.  

D-Fan: What... What?  

Well, did you enjoy Volume Six? Check back next Friday for the new edition of The Troubles of FanNation. If you wish to make an apperence on the show, contact RS. Thanks for Watching.

If you have any ideas on what you want to see next in here let me know. Your idea just may come true.

May 13, 2008  12:06 PM ET

NO NO NO!

Why did it have to end, I can't wait that long!

Can I be in it again?

May 13, 2008  12:13 PM ET

Yes BucMaster you can.

May 13, 2008  12:42 PM ET

Interesting.

May 13, 2008  02:03 PM ET

This was a SNL skit that never made the air, right?

May 13, 2008  02:47 PM ET

Its Here! time to read it!

May 13, 2008  02:50 PM ET

AWESOME! I'm in it. Can't wait for the next one! Got to get dyhard to the hospital.

May 13, 2008  06:04 PM ET

GOOD JOB

 
May 13, 2008  10:25 PM ET

I need to go to the hospital badly...lol. Good job RS.

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