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Detroit Manager Jim Leyland revealed last night that third baseman, Carlos Guillen, has been battling a severe case of hemorrhoids and that may have been a cause for his recent troubles.  You think?  With all the roids talk swirling around baseball for the last 4 years the FlyMaster originally thought this had to do with performance enhancers, but instead this deals with colorectal hindrances.  Guillen must now deal with his lumpy tissue issues and the press conference questions like, "hey Carlos what's it like sitting on one of those donuts in the dugout?"  Leyland outed Guillen like a parent who doesn't think twice about embarrasing their kid in public.

Sorry Carlos.

FlyMaster Signing Off...For Now!

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