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Welcome to the eighth installment of Love it ? or Hate it ?..as usual we take a subject and tell you whether we love it or hate it..feel free to throw in your 2-cents.

The panel this week consists of Harry Callahan, i B4 e, It's All Mine! and PackBrew42.

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The first subject is Nascar.


Ricky Bobby: Dear Lord Baby Jesus, I want to thank you for this wonderful meal, my two beautiful son's, Walker and Texas Ranger, and my Red-Hot Smokin' Wife, Carley.

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It's All Mine!: Love it.

 

Though I'm not a "fan", per se, I am surrounded by fans here. I somehow end up knowing who won the latest race, who is leading in points, and who currently has a beef with Tony Stewart.

Really, the reason I love NASCAR is it's beginnings. 'Shine runners, building their cars to outrun local law enforcement, begin to argue over who has built the fastest car, and whoosh! You have NASCAR. I also find the "Dukes of Hazard" mentality to be quaint. I bet Roscoe P. Coletrain couldn't catch THESE guys!

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Harry: Hate it.

I actually won some passes on the radio once and we went to the Daytona 500.

It was hot..it was loud and it bored me to tears..i would never wish anyone to get hurt in the process but i was actually waiting on a wreck to happen so i could actually get some excitement out of the redundancy of it all.

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i B4 e: Love it.

 


FREAKING LOVE IT!!!!! I am a huge NASCAR fan. I keep up with it and can tell you just about anything about any driver.

I can tell you that Kyle Busch is kicking everyone's butt this year and for some reason it is ticking people off. I can tell you that Little e hasn't won in 74 races.

I know that as long as my favorite driver, Truex Jr is at DEI he will never be a great driver. He is good, but won't be great as long as he is driving for Teresa Earnhardt.

But he could move over to JGR because when Tony leaves them in August, they will have a spot open.
How's that?

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PackBrew42: Hate it.

  

NASCAR - I'm just not a fan of racing in general, no matter the type. It bores me to tears to the point that I would probably watch the WNBA before NASCAR.

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The second subject is Doctor Phil.


Dr. Phil: "I'm pretty passionate about things I do, and particularly at this age, because I don't have to do the things I don't want to, and I've got more things that I do want to do than I can do".

Harry: 

He's a modern day Sigmund Freud i tell ya'

I think he ripped the above statement off from Oprah but her's read "I'm pretty passoniate about the foods i eat,and particularly at this age,because I don't have to eat things i don't want to,and I've got more food that I do want to eat than I can eat.

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Harry: Hate him.

I will make this one short..i think he is a bald headed fart.

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i B4 e: Hate him.


Not only hate him, but despise him. He is nothing but a quack who would still be a nobody if Harpo didn't make him what he is.

I can give just as good advice as he does.I would like to tell him, "You just don't get it do you? Nobody cares what you have to say."

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PackBrew42: Hate him.

 

Not that I care about Britney Spears, but he kind of designated himself as her therapist without asking.

He's just in the business to sell his books & tapes. Maybe he does genuinely care about people, but he also cares about his pocketbook & popularity 1st.

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It's All Mine!: Hate him.

 

This guy is just another in a long line of "experts" who think that their opinion is more valid than everyone else's, just because he spent far too many years in school to tell everyone else that his expert opinion is better than everyone else's.

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The third subject is Pro Hockey.

Rodney Dangerfield: "I went to a fight once..and a hockey game broke out".

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i B4 e: Hate it.


I never got into hockey so I can't really offer an informed opinion.
I do love to make fun of it though.

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Harry: Love it.

I can't follow all the games..there are too many and i don't have the time.. but when i can catch one..i find it to be a blast.

I was watching a game once and sitting close to the boards and someone got checked into them right in front of me..BOOM !!! goes the plexiglass...i was talking to someone next to me and didn't see it coming..got startled and spilled my whole beer in my lap.

Walking around in public looking like you whizzed in your pants..makes for a long night..trust me on this.

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It's All Mine!: Hate it.

 

I tried. I sincerely tried to get into hockey, being surrounded by fans. I deliberately sat with these friends, asked questions, listened when they explained, and truly made an effort to enjoy it.

That was ten years ago. Now I wish the Red Wings fans would just STFU! I don't care! You hear me? I DON'T CARE!!

I will now enhance my calm while preparing my next statement.

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PackBrew: Hate it.

 

Never been to a pro game, looks good, but I think I prefer the college game moreso as its the only hockey we got in Wisconsin & the college rivalries that go with it. UW vs UM (Minnesota) is always a fun matchup.

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And for our fourth and final subject we go to Salma Hayek.

Salma Hayek: "Life is tough, and if you have the ability to laugh at it,you have the ability to enjoy it".

 

 

 

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PackBrew42: Love her. 

 

Salma - Love her, especially her performance in "Dogma"....mmmmmmmm

But yes, I love her...love her name, love her exotic look, love her sultry voice, and love the way she captures my eye. Intelligent, humble, and friendly and probably funny too. She really should be in more movies than a lot of the so-called "more attractive" stars. She is constantly fighting Ann Hathaway as my favorite actress.

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i B4 e: Love her.

You know what I love most about her? Her eyes! Normally it's the ladies with blue or green or hazel eyes which mesmerize you, but Salma has the most beautiful brown eyes I have ever seen. She hypnotizes you with them. I would love to see her in person and see if they have the same effect.

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It's All Mine!: Love her.

 

Salma...Salma...oooooohhhhhh!!!!


Thank you, God, for Salma Hayek. If my faith in God was ever in doubt, it was confirmed when I saw Salma in Desperado. Her beauty shook me to my core, and her accent caused me to, uh...seek, umm...privacy. She is the epitome of my fantasies, and I couldn't believe that she actually exists.

She is one of the very few celebrities that I have ever obsessed over. In fact, I am glad that I have never met her face-to-face, because my fragile male ego would have been crushed after stammering a lame, "Hi. My name, uh...my name is...derrr...my name...my name...derrr...how you now? You like stuff? How you go? Me like you."

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Harry: Love her.

Holy Chicherones !!! I can't stop staring at her two enormous and downright perfect and fluffy and round and kissable............... eyes.

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Well that's it folks..we hope you liked it..if not..as always..we could give a crap.

 

 

            

 

                                     This has been a Pier-11 production.

                                                        Est.1/2/08

                               

 

 

 

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