FanNation - The Republic of Sport

This is another blog series I'll probably do one episode and let it die off till I forget about it, but anyways I'm doing one now.....so,enjoy!

A) How people go in humorous TDs, say it's funny and then leave without voting. I mean what the hell is that?!

1) Thank you for coming in Captain Obvious. Thanks for sharing your wisdom, oh great wise Captain. We all needed to hear this affirmation of yours since we all thought an "80 yr old NBA Lineup" TD was supposed to be a serious subject. Thank you so much for pointing out where Waldo is.

2) We don't need to you say it. We don't care if you say it or not. What? Just because you says it means it's so? You're not the holder of truth.  Don't you think it's kind of stuck-up of you to come into a TD and state "This is funny." What?! Who are you?! Who the **** are you dude?! What, do you want someone to come in and announce your pompous ass as well?? Are you going to make us read "(Insert your name)'s Bible"?! Dude, just don't judge me. Stop judging me with your comments!!! I HATE YOU!!!

 3) Why did you come in, waste space and time with your stupid empty comment and leave without voting!?!??! What are we supposed to do??? Live off of your obvious, imbecile, bland one-liner??? Why don't you go back to watching Sportscenter will you?? If you thought it was funny, you should vote!! You box maker! Next time just shut up and vote!

B) How people complain about groups and/or people voting against them.

 I mean really? Really?!? You're going to go call the teacher because the fat/ ass bully just threw a worm at your mouth and you swallowed it because you had your mouth open because you were trying to ask this girl out but was too nervous resulting in you peeing yourself?! Seriously, man. Grow the hell up. Or go back to accessing Barney's Magical Wonderland Website were you can color in the elephant blue.

 Not to mention the fact the your argument sucks! Get that through your thick but empty cranium. You stink! Your argument stinks! That's why people are voting against you. No, it's not a government conspiracy cover-up about how alien human hybrid are invading FN and voting against you...it's just because a rabid one-armed squirrell would make a better argument!

C) People who accept an easy win TD and then complain in the argument how the other dude is going for an easy win, when you yourself, with that argument, are going for an easy win too.

Dude, if the other guy was an idiot, with the lack of a thought process lower than an old schizophrenic chimp, resulting in a stupid lopsided easy win TD for him, why are you going to point out the obvious?

You're not Captain Obvious, nor half as funny or smart. You're not Moondizzle with hit ingenius irony and sarcasm. You suck. Can you get that? Are you able to process that? Or are you that chimp's long lost father?

We don't need you saying it's an easy win. We don't need you crying and moaning how this dude is trying to get the easy win. We don't need any of that...If you accept, you better argue another side decently, because if not, you're agreeing with him. And if you agree with him, well that that's self explanatory.

 D) People who send links to obscure groups

Hey man, why the **** did you send me a I LOVE SEATTLE SPORTS group when I'm from freakin Miami?! I LIKE PLASTIC BAGS group?!?!?!  Why did you send me I LIKE TO PLAY CHESS IN THE NUDE group?!!??! What the hell is that? Do I even know you?!? Who are you?!?! What went through your head at the time, that made you send that link to me??? Or you just want a billion random people with no clue as to what the group is about and it's about as inactive as a 2900 yr old Dracula and about as dead as Dennis Miller's humor as if it was some sort of status builder for you?

1) Your group topic sucks

2) No one cares about it, the people who join are just polite people who don't want to see you cry.

3) It's dead, inactive, pointless, boring.

4) You want to create a group? Create this: I WANT TO CREATE A GROUP BUT AM TOO UNIMAGINATIVE TO COME UP WITH ANYTHING REMOTELY INTERESTING AND ENTERTAINING GROUP, SO PLEASE JUST JOIN SO I CAN HAVE THE SATISFACTION OF PEOPLE JOINING IT AND SEEING IT GROW FOR IT TO DIE OUT 4 DAYS LATER AND ME GIVE UP LIKE EVERYTHING ELSE I DO IN LIFE GROUP.

And our last item of the day...

E) People who pick on other people just because they can.

 Yea, you know those people....Just because it's the internet means they have cyber balls now. Dude you can't make up for your virgin, nerdy, rejected, lonely, depressed, unhealthy, basement-living, 22-hours-on-computer addicting, wall-staring, cat-petting-as-your-only-physical-contact life. You just can't. We see right through. If you feel so tough, go shove your face in the toilet after Porkins, Ram, and David have all used it, see if you have enough strength to resist. THEN you can act like a playa in here.

What irritates you?!?