Yeah, what now fools? Satire Central is BACK. You can't hold us down. What fools? Oh, excuse me, anyway, I have some great satire for all you to read out there, but I must warn you, it contains some pretty violent language, so mommy, put the kids to bed.
BAM! First time in almost a year. If you have a great piece of satire you would like to be included in next week's edition, hook me up.