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Slowey McChoke was a man who nobody thought was very good. However, there were 2 brave souls that believed in him. Those two were DetroitFan and Ghosthunter.

He was not a favorite of others as a child and nobody knew he would eventually turn into a baseball prodigy.

Yes, he was so good that in fact many people praised him as he came to the team of the Florida Marlins. He was #99 because all of the fat guys wear the big numbers. He was #99 for that reason, so live with it. After that they had to make bigger hats and everything. They even had to create a beer flavored gatorade in his honor so he could get the crisp taste of Bud-Light, however nobody will tell him that it is not the real thing, or else he will throw a baseball at you going 300 MPH.

Here were Slowey McChoke's Offensive Statistics:

.999 BA
127 HR's
567 RBI's
0 K's
.998 OBP

Slowey McChoke's Defensive Statistics:

1,000,000,000,000 Put Outs
1.000% Fielding Percentage

Slowey McChoke's Pitching Statistics:

37-0
0.01 ERA
450 K's
0 Walks
.001 WHIP

He is the biggest threat on the mound. He has been known as "The Big Choker" and that term is used in many different ways. The biggest terminology is that if you are at the plate when he is on the mound, you are going to choke on your Wrigley's Gum and strike out or have Whip-Lash. Now, if you see him on the mound, you will be the luckiest person on the planet because he throws a strike so fast, it would cut through solid metal like butter. So be aware.

His record on Fannation is not too shabby either. His overall Record is 1000-0-1. He tied with some dork named Do_Work_Son, and now he is out for vengence on him with his GREEN SQUIRT-GUN! So look out, DWS.

Anyway, that is it for now. Ghosthunter and I believed in him. Do All of you?

 

We will understand if the Yellow Goggles, Green Squirt Gun, Beer Can, and Wet Blue T-Shirt phase you... 

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