Q: How many Eagles does it take to win a Superbowl? A: The world may never know
Q: How do you keep an Eagle out of your back yard? A: Put up a goal post
Q: What is the difference between a dollar and the Eagles? A: You can at least get 4 quarters out of a dollar
Q: What do tele-evangelists and the Eagles have in common? A: They can both get people watching at home to stand up and shout "JESUS CHRIST!"
Q: What do you call an Eagle with a Superbowl ring? A: Thief
Q: Why doesn't Allentown get an NFL team? A: Because then Philly would want one too