Q: How many Eagles does it take to win a Superbowl? A: The world may never know
Q: How do you keep an Eagle out of your back yard? A: Put up a goal post
Q: What is the difference between a dollar and the Eagles? A: You can at least get 4 quarters out of a dollar
Q: What do tele-evangelists and the Eagles have in common? A: They can both get people watching at home to stand up and shout "JESUS CHRIST!"
Q: What do you call an Eagle with a Superbowl ring? A: Thief
Q: Why doesn't Allentown get an NFL team? A: Because then Philly would want one too
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hahahahahahahahahah
Anthony E-is out.
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Q: What do you call an Eagle with a Superbowl ring? A: Thief
Now thats a good one.....
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I'm an Eagles fan, but these are funny.
nemie_rock
West Chester, PA
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hilarious.
You can get 4 quarters out of a dollar.
Undefeated: is Go…
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Excellent blog.
You should keep these jokes coming.
YODA
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QUESTION: You're trapped in a room with a Grizzly Bear, a deadly Rattlesnake, and a Philly Fan. You have a gun with two bullets. What should you do?
ANSWER: Shoot the Philly fan... Twice.
YODA
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I like it
Hank Hill
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lol the eagle suck!
Anderson61074
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The comedy nerd in me says to laugh, but the Eagles fan in me says to stab you to death. I'm so confused
The Pitt Panther…
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Hank that is good stuff. I have a buddy thats an eagles fan and he goes on and on about how good they are, hopefully some of these jokes will shut him up.
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Hank that is good stuff. I have a buddy thats an eagles fan and he goes on and on about how good they are, hopefully some of these jokes will shut him up.
jimmy_billsfan | 07/11/08, 04:13 AM
I dont think that will work, only a wood steak to the heart will shut up an Eagles fan
Hank Hill
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Yeah I thnk your right about that I feel that exact same way for dolphins fans. I never get tired of beating them year after year.
jimmy_billsfan
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I dont think that will work, only a wood steak to the heart will shut up an Eagles fan
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LOL
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