There once was a little boy named Billy. His parents were in a fight. His mom called his dad a b*itch and his dad called his mom a baastard.
Billy asked "Mom, what does b*itch and baastard mean?"
"Well Billy, a b8tch means a gentleman and a baastard means a lady.
Billy went outside. he heard somebody shout "Put your p8enis in my vigiina!"
"Mom, what does p8enis and vagiina mean"
"Well Billy, a p8enis is a hat and a vaginaa is a coat"
Billy went to his dad's room when he was doing work with papers and he cut himself and said f8ck
"Dad, what does f8ck mean?"
"Well Billy, f8uck is a way of folding papers.
Billy went down to the kitchen while his mom was cutting a turkey. His mom cut herself and said sh1t.
"Mom, what does sh1t mean?"
"Well, Billy, sh1t is a way of cutting th turkey.
When the guests came over, Billy greeted them and said:
"Hell baastards and b8tches, may i take your p8enises and vagiinas. Dad is upstars f8cking some papers and mom is in the kitchen sh1ting the turkey
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good blog, very funny
YanksFan is probaly…
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Very funny Dawgee!
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Lol, pretty funny.
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Funny, but I've already heard it a couple times.
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That is freakin awesome?
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