In my efforts to bring you fair and balanced information, a la Fox News, I have managed to beg, borrow, and steal some incredibly rare shots of your favorite FN contributors. These took a great deal of time and money to acquire, but a picture is worth 1000 words, so they say.
So instead of listening to their babbling, we can look at this blog instead.
Moon
Ahhh! Put the head back on! Please! (whew. Better. Creepy, but better.)
rstowe
In his Civil War days...and more recently. All dressed up and on the way to an early bird special.
NCshvDavid
All that sitting around...he outgrew his favorite T-shirt...
Goodell
"Hey MAW! Get away from my liquor! If I sober up I'll remember Norwood."
Oso
He's taking this way too far...you can only trust Nature's greatest killing machine for so long...RUN!
Gonets
Hahahahaha...oh wait...
DFan
He's been trying to tell us. Why didn't you hear his call for help?
Ghost
Poor Billy the Marlin...He'll never be the same.
Hemo
You can make fun of him if you want. But he will track you down on the Internets and nail your **** to the wall.
MOH Coach
Next time...more days at work...less hooky in the hot sun of Wrightsville Beach. Ok?
Bigalke
Whoa, man...your argument is totally harshing my mellow, and I...oh MAN...look at my hands. Wow.
Cass
Surprise!
Frank P.
Is that a new hat? Thank goodness he was already outside. I couldn't bring myself to ring his doorbell.
Ram
No, yeah...we get it. The helmet is because you're special. Hey, did you hear about the Colorado State fan who locked his keys in his car?
He couldn't get his family out.
Duq
After I caught a quick shot, he ducked back in his office and threatened to sue me.
Porkins
HEY! Who the hell put this in HERE?! I swear, the Stormtrooper told me she was a chick.
I'm putting an end to this blog right now. You guys are jerks.
Faces at the U.S. Open
Comments (17)
lol, that is really funny
Dyhard -- Badgers vs Marshall | 06/30/08, 01:39 PM
Report Offensive CommentI like the one on gonets, that was funny.
Dyhard -- Badgers vs Marshall | 06/30/08, 01:43 PM
Report Offensive Commentvery nice....
rstowe - The NMI Emperor | 06/30/08, 01:44 PM
Report Offensive CommentVery funny, Mr. Porkins....and that really is me!
Ghost. Done. | 06/30/08, 01:47 PM
Report Offensive CommentI know. I thought you'd be hairier and more grotesque...
Porkins: Pisses Excellence | 06/30/08, 01:48 PM
Report Offensive CommentI'm too sexy for my pants...
Ghost. Done. | 06/30/08, 01:48 PM
Report Offensive Comment*Hands Porkins 1,000 bucks* Nice work!
Tracy00214-Is back! | 06/30/08, 02:10 PM
Report Offensive CommentFunny.
J. HOVA: BROOKLYN'S OWN | 06/30/08, 02:16 PM
Report Offensive CommentHaha...wow...this was priceless. The Gonets picture? I just knocked over my drink and laughed loudly at work. People ran over.
Moondizzle...The Original. | 06/30/08, 02:19 PM
Report Offensive Commenthahahahaha great stuff
Dookie: Here We Go Steelers | 06/30/08, 02:44 PM
Report Offensive CommentDude...you GOTTA control your urges for the enemy...
Secret Squirrel | 06/30/08, 02:54 PM
Report Offensive CommentHilarious, you should do more of these
GeorgiaFan1000 | 06/30/08, 03:40 PM
Report Offensive CommentFunny!
LoveItHateIt | 06/30/08, 04:01 PM
Report Offensive Commenthah the gonets one is hilarious
Gu3 is Huff Daddy | 06/30/08, 04:30 PM
Report Offensive CommentHaha, this is awesome.
0x NBA/NFL Champion | 06/30/08, 04:47 PM
Report Offensive CommentI have that shirt
This is not the Pimp you want | 07/01/08, 12:42 PM
Report Offensive Commentthat was hilarious especially the gonets one
lakers#1 says ROLL TIDE! | 07/01/08, 08:21 PM
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