In my efforts to bring you fair and balanced information, a la Fox News, I have managed to beg, borrow, and steal some incredibly rare shots of your favorite FN contributors. These took a great deal of time and money to acquire, but a picture is worth 1000 words, so they say.
So instead of listening to their babbling, we can look at this blog instead.
Ahhh! Put the head back on! Please! (whew. Better. Creepy, but better.)
All that sitting around...he outgrew his favorite T-shirt...
"Hey MAW! Get away from my liquor! If I sober up I'll remember Norwood."
He's taking this way too far...you can only trust Nature's greatest killing machine for so long...RUN!
He's been trying to tell us. Why didn't you hear his call for help?
Poor Billy the Marlin...He'll never be the same.
You can make fun of him if you want. But he will track you down on the Internets and nail your **** to the wall.