Here are some nuggets as you devise Madonna-related heckles for A-Rod's next trip to your town:
• Disgraced QB Michael Vick has filed for bankruptcy. Well, sure, these are tough economic times. That 27 cents an hour from the prison laundry doesn't go as far as it used to.
• Chiefs TE Tony Gonzalez saved a man from choking at a California restaurant last week by giving him the Heimlich maneuver. Good thing that didn't happen at a Chiefs game -- the guy would have been ejected for standing up.
• Tiger Woods has turned down a position as assistant captain on this fall's U.S. Ryder Cup team. Tiger said he sees no reason to start showing up for the Ryder Cup now.
• Wimbledon champ Rafael Nadal has withdrawn from this week's Mercedes Cup with a knee injury. Ahhh, remember the good old days when guys won major sports championships with two good knees? What happened to that?
• Brett Favre reportedly sent a text message to Packers GM Ted Thompson over the weekend, only for Thompson to reply that he was on vacation and they'd have to catch up later. Well, technically he wrote "BRB LOL," but we've translated for Rickapolis.
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Great LTL's today Pete. Well worth the extremely long wait.
DJ C - Pete 3:16 | 07/08/08, 02:41 PM
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Also a movie reference. Bueller? Bueller? Anyone? Anyone?
Marshall K. - Top Cat | 07/08/08, 02:40 PM
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Ernest's Day Off?
DJ C - Pete 3:16 | 07/08/08, 02:42 PM
Report Offensive Commenti got nothin'
Skooter23g | 07/08/08, 02:42 PM
Report Offensive CommentHere is where we find out if C-Rod is as much of a Material Girl as Madonna.
MungoDM is boycotting the Spot | 07/08/08, 02:42 PM
Report Offensive CommentWaiting is the better part of valour.
Ten Duke | 07/08/08, 02:42 PM
Report Offensive CommentWow. . . Rickapolis gets an old-guy joke in a main post. Way to go!
Anthony Verna | 07/08/08, 02:43 PM
Report Offensive Commentwell....at least Gonzalez got the choking part down pat before the season starts....
Skooter23g | 07/08/08, 02:43 PM
Report Offensive CommentWaiting is the better part of valour.
Ten Duke Oh Canada | 07/08/08, 02:42 PM
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We've got a saying in my department:
Patience is a virtue. But patients are just annoying.
DJ C - Pete 3:16 | 07/08/08, 02:43 PM
Report Offensive CommentLoved the Chiefs one. I don't see that rule being obeyed too often.
i B4 e:Happy FNversary 2 me | 07/08/08, 02:44 PM
Report Offensive CommentChiefs TE Tony Gonzalez saved a man from choking at a California restaurant last week by giving him the Heimlich maneuver.
Rumors that the New York Mets have offered Gonzalez a contract are purportedly false.
Uncle Ben - Data Monkey | 07/08/08, 02:44 PM
Report Offensive Commentwell....at least Gonzalez got the choking part down pat before the season starts....
Skooter23g | 07/08/08, 02:43 PM
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What I find funny about the story is that the guy he saved is a HUGE Chargers fan. I wonder if Tony knew that before he saved the guy.
DJ C - Pete 3:16 | 07/08/08, 02:44 PM
Report Offensive Comment27 cents per hour? That's like $1.89 in dog money.
Mr Adams | 07/08/08, 02:45 PM
Report Offensive CommentWhat I find funny about the story is that the guy he saved is a HUGE Chargers fan. I wonder if Tony knew that before he saved the guy.
DJ C - The Other White Pete | 07/08/08, 02:44 PM
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Do you know any Chiefs fans in California?
Do you know any Chiefs fans?
Anthony Verna | 07/08/08, 02:46 PM
Report Offensive Commenti got nothin'
Skooter23g | 07/08/08, 02:42 PM
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I tried that in a CT before. It didn't even get me an honorable mention.
DJ C - Pete 3:16 | 07/08/08, 02:46 PM
Report Offensive CommentIts too bad that Marty Schottenheimer didn't know about Tony's special talents in any of his playoff games. This Story even has ties to San Diego.....
owenboy54 | 07/08/08, 02:46 PM
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Also a movie reference. Bueller? Bueller? Anyone? Anyone?
Marshall K. - Top Cat | 07/08/08, 02:40 PM
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Ernest's Day Off?
DJ C - The Other White Pete | 07/08/08, 02:42 PM
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Samuel L. Jackson, at the end of "The Long Kiss Goodnight".
Marshall K. - Top Cat | 07/08/08, 02:46 PM
Report Offensive CommentDo you know any Chiefs fans in California?
Do you know any Chiefs fans?
Anthony Verna
Do you know Calinornia?
Ten Duke | 07/08/08, 02:47 PM
Report Offensive CommentDo you know any Chiefs fans in California?
Do you know any Chiefs fans?
Anthony Verna
Do you know Calinornia?
Ten Duke Oh Canada
Sorry I thought it was a math question.
Ten Duke | 07/08/08, 02:47 PM
Report Offensive CommentAV,
DJ C had conveniently skipped over most of the facts, a common occurence at the 10-Spot.
MungoDM is boycotting the Spot | 07/08/08, 02:47 PM
Report Offensive CommentHere are some nuggets as you devise Madonna-related heckles for A-Rod's next trip to your town:
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Why is he coming to Knoxville? There is nothing here he would be interested in. Oh wait, we do have some really big balls.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sunsphere
http://www.wbhof.com/visitor.htm
FGB | 07/08/08, 02:47 PM
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