FanNation | Caption this: Wimbledon edition (updated)

Welcome back to another edition of Caption This. That's Rafael Nadal posing with his trophy from winning the Wimbledon final on Sunday.

Feel free to supply a suggested caption in the comments section. I will post some selections this evening.

(UPDATED)

Wow, it's awfully bright this evening. Nevertheless, here's a Sweet 16 of selections:

“Meanwhile, 4 out of 5 dentists are recommending Trident.” (rock chalk)

“Nadal poses with the ashes of the last remaining American who cares about Wimbledon.” (Gilgemesh)

“Apparently, Spaniards teethe much later than normal human beings.” (Martel)

“Chiefs TE Tony Gonzalez was waiting in the wings in case Nadal got too aggressive with putting that trophy in his mouth.” (The Cleve, also Zowie)

“While ‘enjoying’ his breakfast at Wimbledon, Rafael Nadal realizes why the Brits have such bad teeth.” (Flanders)

“Thanks to his victory at Wimbledon, Rafael can quit his night job: Grave-robbing.” (Midvalley)

“Four hundred and twenty years after the sinking of the Armada, a Spaniard finally conquers England.” (Duke of Earle)

“Setting a new IFOCE record in Competitive Eating, Nadal downed the entire trophy in 27 minutes.” (Marshall K)

“Rafael's first attempt at flossing is hugely unsuccessful.” (Tom, actuarially speaking)

“Rafael Nadal's last photo before he adopted the Strahan gap.” (Finsterbaby)

“If I don't get out of this too-tight gold lame thong soon, I'm gonna bite the handles off this trophy.” (pol sci)

“Rafael dedicates the trophy and the win to his good friends; Donatello, Leonardo and Michaelangelo.” (AF1)

“Those kids with their piercings these days, just get stranger by the minute!” (FGB)

“Coming soon to a theatre near you, Rafael Nadal and the Goblet of Fire!” (Kari)

“Pete is overwhelmed at having to choose between the quality 'tastes like chicken' jokes.” (bbkld5)

“That Rafael Nadal had to test that the trophy was authentic was just another sign of the hard times facing jolly old England.” (Caveman HC6)

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July 8, 2008 03:58 PM ET

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"If only I could've had some peanut butter and chocolate to add to this gold trophy, it'd taste sublime!"

Anthony Verna

New York , NY

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Pete is overshelmed at having to choose between the quality 'tastes like chicken' jokes

bbkld5

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July 8, 2008 03:59 PM ET

No Maria Sharapova. I will not bite my Wimbledon trophy for you.

Zowie

Teaneck, NJ

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July 8, 2008 04:00 PM ET

That Rafael Nadal had to test that the trophy was authentic was just another sign of the hard times facing jolly old England.

Caveman HC6

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July 8, 2008 04:01 PM ET

Nadal vogues in order to be considered as Madonna's next victim.

July 8, 2008 04:02 PM ET

Rafael Nadal wonders about the sensations related to a pierced tongue.

July 8, 2008 04:03 PM ET

I still can't get those darn strawberry seeds out of my teeth from my breakfast at Wimbledon.

July 8, 2008 04:04 PM ET

Nadal poses with the ashes of the last remaining American who cares about Wimbledon.

Gilgemesh - Father…

Philly, PA

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After receiving his trophy, the fact that Nadal made a deal with Satan is revealed.

SeanNJ - Minister of…

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My Presciousssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Apparently, Spaniards teethe much later than normal human beings.

Martel - Moopsbane

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July 8, 2008 04:05 PM ET

"I wonder if that fine Irish lass in the Chicago area will fall for the "This is an Individual Stanley Cup" line."

pol sci

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Proving he doesn't play Hockey Nadal shows off his Party in the front business in the back hairdoo.

The All England Club's most embarrassing moment this week came when this photographer captured Nadal having to remove the price tag from the Championship Trophy.