FanNation

I was halfway writing this blog when all hell broke loose. Technically, it's been loose a long time, just that today it directed it's attention at me.

You see, boss is out, crapping the high life in a beach somewhere, so I got stuck doing my work and his. Yay me!

And whenever life dishes out crap at me, my dormant spirit of stupidity arises.

A good thing about writing a great blog is the positive feedback from the viewers. The bad thing? Having to follow it up in the same level. And for me, it's hard, because I'm not a walking encyclopedia of dictionaries like our Bigalke friend is. Mine comes in spurts, I have moments of brilliance and moments of Dan le Batardisms. And much like a split personality, I don't know which comes out.

I'm sure you've seen by my TDs lately (Supermodel TD) that the Beautiful Mind of me is in a comma. Idiocy has been set loose to counter the **** people who call my job because they're literally stuck under their shipment container suffacating to death but still alive enough to call me and moan on why the Invoice I sent them had one single digit wrong, and why that is the cause of the fall of the western civilization as we know it.

So I'll try to contain the imbecile thoughts, being this a serious group, full of serious bloggers and serious people who love sports more than girls...

But, I don't know...it's hard....it's right on the tip of my tongue.....I....can't....resist!!!!

any.....longer......

ESPN's NFL Live is the most retarded thing I have ever seen! Dude, it's the freaking offseason, what's so "live" about it?!?!? And why the hell are you guys analyzing Favre text messages??? Really, is this the most famous ESPN quality?! Oh wait, yes it is. And what's with the stupid minature football field 3 yards long? WTH?!? Oh yea, for you guys to simulate plays, I'm sorry, you're right, since the dimension of the field is really realistic....and the team consists of three tie-wearing guys....and no football!!!! Yea, that slow movement play really enlightened me on how Brady finds Moss open. I think your tie is on too tight.

Trying....to....control.....

What's higher Cassidy's or Congress' aproval rating?

must......resist.......

I watch CSPAN to laugh at the old ugly mofos......

I am losing....the....battle...

Watching fat people fall is hilarious.

IQ is falling.........I can't....do anything.....

H0m0goblin is a funny name hihihihihi

Lower IQ.......

Yo momma so ugly, when she looked out the window she got arrested!

Lower IQ.....

Stinky poopoo face - HUAHAUAHUAHAUAHAUHAAHAHAHAHA

Lower IQ........

Baba buu.......hahahhhahahhahhahahhahaahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahahha

Lower........

ESPYs are great.