(In cool announcer voice): THIS IS SPORTSCENTER.......

Stuart Scott: Hello, this is Sportscenter and I'm Stuart Scott.

Tonight's breaking story revolves around the retirement of Fannation Legend Terpsfan.......who months ago declared retirement, with more on this story we have John Clayton, John what's going on here?

John Clayton: Well, according to Terpsfan's agent, Terpsfan has officially come out of retirement to continue his activities on Fannation as before.

Stuart Scott: Now John, what effect is Terpsfan going to bring on Fannation?

John Clayton: Well, Terpsfan was one of the good TD'rs on the site, and personally I think he was the best TD'r ever, yes I think he was better than even legends like LIFER, or GHOSTHUNTER, or NCDAVID, or even DG2010 (now BECK 2010 (???)) So he's going to bring the heat back in the Fannation kitchen......

Stuart Scott: Ok John, thanks and next time, come up with better catch phrases.....

Ok, well there it is, breaking news, Terpsfan returns to Fannation for some unfinished business.....wait, I'm getting some late breaking news here, the terms of Terpsfan's new deal is that he will be payed approximately 24.5 million dollars and will appear on the site about once or twice a week until he chooses to retire again........

This is Stuart Scott, later on, we'll have Peter Gammons discuss the future implications his returning will have....for now let's go back to the highlights of the Boston game......

(Terpsfan clicks off TV with remote)