Welcome to part ten of NMI's Meet the Members blog. NMI continues to help FN defeat idiocy, making things as enjoyable and as fair as possible for everyone.
Today we'll be talking with a real sonofa...er, a true gentleman and scholar. Prepare to butt heads with The Ram.
What do you like best about FN?
Hilarious comments. We're all here to be entertained in some form. I derive entertainment from pointing and laughing at dimwits, dolts, nimrods, jerks, homers, and/or morons.
Any members of Fannation help get you where you are today?
Hard to say. As with a few of the other "Elder Statesmen" of FN, I had a fairly developed method to debating before I set foot in the world of FN. My allies along the way have been the TD Pimp, rstowe, and Porkins, among others.
What drew you to join FanNation?
I took umbrage with many of the hacks who write sports columns for a living. They have far more access to information than I, but I felt their capacity to analyze the great mass of knowledge in front of them to be severely lacking. I stumbled upon this place and found I could test how my analytical skills stood up to those of other sports fans.
What are your goals in life?
Honestly, my goals are to be healthy, happy, good husband and father until the day I die. Anything else I accomplish is gravy (stop drooling, Porkins. It's figurative gravy. It's not real.)