After spending the week trying to find some sports to watch on TV I've officially lost my mind. My travels across the litany of ESPN channel, Fox Sports Guatemala, and Spike TV have provided the following thoughts.
After watching Euro 2008 last month, watching the MLS game of the week is like watching my daughter's 10 and under league. The uniforms look nice, but the game is horrid.
The coolest part of the MLB All-Star game is the introductions. Can't remember much after that.
This Brett Favre stuff has gone too far. Either way, the Packers aren't winning the Super Bowl.
WNBA commercials are inspirational. They inspire me to vomit. "I'm a superwoman...damnit."
Players in the NBA Summer League put 75% effort into the games. Especially in Vegas. Just look at the shots of the huddle and look at the amount of alcohol jaundiced eyes.
Give Barry Bonds a job.
Just for the heck of it, I really hope the Cubs don't win the World Series for another 100 years. At that point a losing streak becomes a twisted winning streak.
The ESPYs don't need red carpet coverage. Most athletes aren't too smooth and seeing them in full prom regalia is just stupid. ESPN even had the Schwab doing coverage. Ridiculous. And for all of you who scream Danica Patrick is hot, look how uncomfortable she looked in her dress. ESPYs are the minor leagues of award shows.
Rampage Jackson lost his mind, but I think I'm going to get my face airbrushed on my car this weekend.
Stop giving Josh Hamilton the key to every city. The guy battled demons and is winning, that's great. 28 homers in first round, super. In my book, beating drug addiction doesn't compare to beating cancer or something the world throws at you.
SKIP BAYLESS IS THE ANTICHRIST AND I WILL GET HIM IF IT'S THE LAST THING I DO!
What if football season returns and it doesn't make up for this boring summer? That would be devastating.
Greg Norman is still alive? Does and old shark still continuously grow new teeth. Apparently so.
Enjoy your weekend everybody. I doubt I will.
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"What if football season returns and it doesn't make up for this boring summer? That would be devastating."
NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Funny blog :-)
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