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When you think of college football mascots you think of a symbol that represents your team and your school. There are many out there and many have ties to something in the history of the state or the university. We can all agree that the Spartan for example conjures up images of fierce warriors, the Wolverine a tenacious fighter, and the Gator a menacing ambush predator. On the other hand there are the mascots that do the opposite even though the team may rank among the best in the country. This article is meant to highlight those mascots that are less than ferocious. This will be a simple but fun topic and you guys can run with it. O.K. here's the question:

Which NCAA Football team has the Wimpiest mascot?................

Stay tuned for the crowning of the winner.

If you need a site listing the teams here's a good reference.

http://www.nationalchamps.net/Helmet_Project/

July 28, 2008  09:47 AM ET

Syracuse Orangemen - I;m not really sure what an "orangeman" is - but there are few things in this world less intimidating than a big, fuzzy, smiling orange at a sporting event.

July 28, 2008  10:26 AM ET

Vanderbilt Commodore. It might be intimidating to someone who is in the nautical mindset, but it isn't to rest of us who don't own a yacht.

July 28, 2008  10:29 AM ET

Whe I read this, I googled masocots for the NCAA. These are a few of the "intimidating" ones that I found. The following three struck fear in my heart for sure.

University of California-Santa Cruz's Banana Slug
Xavier Univerity's Blue Blob
George Mason's Gunston

July 28, 2008  10:36 AM ET

The Cairo Syrup Makers!

July 28, 2008  10:37 AM ET

The New Brunswel Unicorns!

July 28, 2008  11:06 AM ET

New Brunswel actualy has a guy LSU's looking at, he's a LB, he's 6'2 230 lbs. and run a 4.45 40, he's tha bomb

July 28, 2008  11:48 AM ET

The Dayton Flyer.

My cousin plays basketball for them, and the mascot is just like a pilot or something lol

July 28, 2008  12:33 PM ET

Miami Hurricanes may sound tough, but their mascot is a slender billed flightless swamp bird, the ibis. And somebody once told me the Virginia Tech Hokie is really a name for a castrated turkey. Like a capon is a castrated rooster. Never found anything to back that up, but that did not stop me from taking it and running with it.

July 28, 2008  01:20 PM ET

As a USC Trojans fan I have got to go with the Oregon Ducks. I don't care how "tough" the mascot looks. How'bout'em' has a solid point with Vandy and the Commodores. But I do also believe a yuppy commodore in his giant yacht would run over and kill even the toughest of ducks.

July 28, 2008  01:33 PM ET

lmao...

July 28, 2008  02:00 PM ET

Towson Tigers mascot is named Doc and he is a tiger, how do you get that?

July 28, 2008  03:24 PM ET

University of Maryland Terrapins....it's a turtle, ohhh boy I better casually walk away before it eventually gets to me.

July 28, 2008  03:26 PM ET

I have to agree.. Marylands mascot sucks. I know many may like it but I also hate SC Gamecocks???!!

July 28, 2008  03:37 PM ET

"ohhh boy I better casually walk away before it eventually gets to me."

Ha! ROTFLMAO!!!!!!

July 28, 2008  03:59 PM ET

ohio state buckeyes

July 28, 2008  04:00 PM ET

I think the Ohio State Buckeye is the whimpiest mascot in college sports

July 28, 2008  04:07 PM ET

Yeah, a commodore would run-over a bunch of ducks w/ his fleet.

I dunno, gamecocks kinda scare me a little bit. Some of those roosters are huge, and they could scratch with their talons and peck the crap out of you.

A terrapin is kinda wimpy, but Terrapin Beer is good. I just enjoy Brutus the buckeye b/c he's so funny looking.

July 28, 2008  04:22 PM ET

Going to go with the Syracuse Orange. How am I supposed to be afraid of an Orange?

July 28, 2008  04:37 PM ET

Here are a few that amused me. How can you get behind the:
Delaware Blue Hens
Presbyterian Blue Hose
San Diego State Jackrabbits
Youngstown Penguins
Wofford Terriers
Arkansas-Monticello Boll Weevils
Arkansas Tech Wonder Boys
Texas A&M Kingsville Javelinas (not even in the same class as Razorback)
Eashburn Ichabods
Ohio Weslyan Battling Bishops
Salisbury Seagulls
Franklin & Marshall Diplomats
Pamona - Pitzer Sagehens
Whittier Poets!

 
July 28, 2008  05:04 PM ET

CAMPBELL Camels
AUSTIN PEAY Govorners
DELTA STATE Statesmen
CENTRAL MISSOURI Mules
UPPER IOWA Peacocks
UNION Dutchmen
AMHERST Lord Jeffs
TUFTS Jumbos
WABASH Little Giants
HEIDELBERG Student Princess
THIEL Tomcats
St. John Johnnies
St. Thomas Tommies
JAMESTOWN Jimmies
BETHANY Swedes
SOUTHWESTERN Moundbuilders
ST. FRANCIS XAVIER X-men
OTTAWA Gee Gee's
These all caught my eye while looking throught the helmet project on nationalchamps.net

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