More random rubbish from The Spiny Oracle | mcelt91's Blog

No idea where this is coming from, but here goes;

Burke is po'd at Lowe, but not at Bettman
Bettman is po'd at Lowe, but not at Burke
If Bettman's iq were one point higher, he'd have the mentality of a football
There are NHL Franchises in places they shouldn't be in
BETTMAN S***S
There's a large, unsigned Swedish forward out there
Garth Snow is making Islander fans (both of them?) miss the heady days of Mike Milbury
Barry Melrose will have trouble adjusting from the warm climes of California, to the warm climes of Tampa.
What ever happended to Darren Pang? he was the only guy out there that made Bill Clement seem like he had a clue.

Responding to critiques from a certain message board, Commisioner Stoopidhead will now start giving every questionable call to A. Ovechkin also

Responding to that, S. Crosby will punch Ovechkin in the face, giving said Miniature Commisioner an anyeurism. This will send Don Cherry into such unbridled glee, that he will start wearing nothing but sedate, 3 piece suits.

BETTMAN S***S

Pierre McGuire will finnally walk up and kiss S Crosby on the mouth

Mike Milbury will punch Pierre McGuire

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July 28, 2008 12:06 PM ET

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Two bald guys mentioned in this blog...Bald is not fashionable...IT'S BALD!

Baun-ded=PUCKHEAD

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July 28, 2008 02:14 PM ET

There's a large, unsigned Swedish forward out there? Shouldn't we talk about that?

If I were Lowe I would take it as a compliment if the Piranha Twins were po'd at me.

Your comment about Bettman's IQ reminds me of a quote from Blackadder. Edmund to Percy: "your brain would make a grain of sand look large and ungainly".

I would like to see those last two statements come true, lol.

Nice work Spiny :)

Oilers: NHI

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July 28, 2008 02:32 PM ET

better Blackadder line: Prince regent to Dr. Johnson
"I might be as thick as a whale omlet"
fantastic visual

Don't insult Doug and Dindsale like that
call them...Laurel and Hardly

Spiny Norman

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July 28, 2008 02:45 PM ET

Spiny, your talent for excellent visuals is incontrovertible ..... lol

No insult intended to that amiable pair, Doug and Dinsdale (I don't want them coming round and nailing MY head to the floor ....)

July 28, 2008 03:27 PM ET

Spiny, your talent for excellent visuals is incontrovertible

See that, if you used that word in an NFL thread, they'd still be standing there with their mouths open!

July 28, 2008 04:27 PM ET

See that, if you used that word in an NFL thread, they'd still be standing there with their mouths open!
Spiny Norman

Yoda told me that most of them can't read over there, which I felt was a tad harsh, but maybe not?

If Don starts wearing the sedate suite, Ron is going to have to don the outrageous ones, tee hee.

July 28, 2008 04:41 PM ET

He's right. If they lost any more brain cells, they'd be in NASCAR threads...

August 11, 2008 05:05 PM ET

How about a Don Cherry vs Ron McLean arm wrestle? The winner gets to punch the loser on the side of the head.....anytime,anywhere. The one getting punched as well,will not be allowed to cry.