There seems to be a lot of confusion over control of the natural world. Well let me clear things up for you.
BRETT FAVRE'S EGO
is responsible for the tides, the earth's revolution, the moon's revolution around the earth, darkness, the sun, and the atmosphere.
MANNY RAMIREZ'S EGO
is responsbile for tectonic and seismic acitivity like earthquakes, volcanoes, fat guys falling down, and geysers.
CHAD JOHNSON'S EGO
is responsible for the actions of plant and animal life, agriculture, the conversion of carbon dioxide to oxygen, the conversion of oxygen to carbon dioxide, and gold teeth.
And BARRY BONDS' EGO
is responsible for water, major weather patterns, storms, the need for oversized hats, heat, cold, and personality disorders.
There. Now that everybody gets it, can we go back to sleep? Good.
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Haha. Funny. Good job.
Undefeated: is Go…
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Reported.
TFo's Revenge
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I Favre this Favre!
The Ram
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So LA can blame Manny for the earthquake that hit today? Noted.
LoveItHateIt
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I heard somewhere that Barry Bonds's ego was also responsible for erectile dysfunction. Have I been lied to?
G.O.A.T. is back?
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Sweet Lincoln's mullet!
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So LA can blame Manny for the earthquake that hit today? Noted.
LoveItHateIt | 07/29/08, 03:33 PM
Actually I think the earthquake was God's way of punishing the US for not having any new Brett Favre stories dominating ESPN.
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Lol!
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Chad Johnson looks like the bad mogwai leader Stripe..from " Gremlins"
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great blog porkins.
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It's just tectonic plates being tectonic plates. Sure they're lazy, but they're very productive.
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what a favre job!
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