My buddy Ice-9 and I were talking the other day about celebrity death matches, and thought it would be fun to come up with more interesting fight scenarios than Steve Smith and Ken Lucas. The kicker: contenders must have more than $10 million in combined salary, as in franchise players duking it out. Who do you think would win between ...
- Manny Ramirez vs. anyone over 60 years of age (if you don't know what I'm talking about read this, it explains).
- Chad Johnson vs. T.O. (I think this one should be a fight to the death)
- Tony Romo vs. Jessica Simpson (oops ...)
- Stephon Marbury vs. Allen Iverson (winner doesn't have to go to practice anymore)
- Roger Clemens vs. Jose Canseco (winner gets to promote their preferred brand of steroids!)
- A-Rod vs. Derek Jeter (too far?)
- Would Mike Tyson vs. Jesus be inappropriate? (All credit on coming up with this one goes to my friend Casey)
- And to top it off, John Madden and Brett Favre vs. Frank Caliendo and Aaron Rodgers in a tag-team match.
All this ... and Dr. Joy Browne could be our special referee!
Did I leave any great match-ups out? Have fun on the comments!
Daniella Sarahyba
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Well, I'm still catching up on the posts. Ron Jeremy used to be a second-grade teacher? That's just creepy.
Marshall K. - Top…
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Instead of Jesus vs. mike Tyson, I would like to see Jesus vs. Greg Maddux. We know Jesus can't hit a curve ball, but let's see what he does against a slider.
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Jenna Jameson vs Tito Ortiz. Oh, wait, looks like they kissed and made up...
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RE: Last post, Jenna Jameson no longer stars in X-Rated films, she is soley Tito's manager. Who knew she could take a step DOWN from her previous career.
Uncle Ben - Data…
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We know Jesus can't hit a curve ball, but let's see what he does against a slider.
Uncle Ben - Data Monkey | 08/07/08, 11:49 AM
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Yeah, but could Jesus hit a one-iron?
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RE: Last post, Jenna Jameson no longer stars in X-Rated films, she is soley Tito's manager. Who knew she could take a step DOWN from her previous career.
Uncle Ben - Data Monkey | 08/07/08, 11:50 AM
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Who knew that bring an adult film star could prepare you for a career as a sports manager?
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Who knew that bring an adult film star could prepare you for a career as a sports manager?
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Same skill-set, it's all about screwing people.
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Who knew she could take a step DOWN from her previous career.
Uncle Ben - Data Monkey | 08/07/08, 11:50 AM
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She's used to going down.
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Who knew that bring an adult film star could prepare you for a career as a sports manager?
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How do you think Drew Rosenhaus gets his clients those fat contracts?
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Jenna Jameson vs Tito Ortiz. Oh, wait, looks like they kissed and made up...
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Mom and dad are fighting, but it looks like dad is winning...Go dad!
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Marshall: first on a new post? Excellent!
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Who knew that bring an adult film star could prepare you for a career as a sports manager?
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well it makes sense...all you deal with every day are d.icks and arsewholes...
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I think Lindsay is showing her age, if she forgot about God vs Da Bears...
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Yesterday, we got an 'interesting' picture for caption this... today it's a pregnant porn star. How does Lindsay end the week tomorrow? Beastiality?
SeanNJ - Hail New Overlordess | 08/07/08, 11:55 AM
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Didn't she already post something about a Sheep Research Center?
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One day, Scott Boras' early movies will see the light of day. The next day, Earth will be hit by an asteroid the size of Barry Bonds' head and all life will be extinguished... except for cockroaches and Scott Boras.
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this is my first time back in a while, I was a bit unimpressed with the first Pseudo-Pete, but I am hoping the Pretty German lady can do better.
The first blog post I read was about Jenna Jameson, so things are already looking up!
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Mom and dad are fighting, but it looks like dad is winning...Go dad!
Midvalley | 08/07/08, 11:57 AM
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Out of my way, lard ****.
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Ron Artest vs. the City of Detroit.....wait a minute.....
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What about God vs. Chuck Norris?
Trick question, Chuck Norris is God!
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OJ Simpson in an inter-gender handicap match against Ron Goldman and Nicole Brown.
Too soon?
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