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Welcome to the 18th installment of Love it ? or Hate it ?..as usual we take a subject and tell you whether we love it or hate it..feel free to throw in your 2-cents. Humor us..tell us which subjects you love and which ones you hate.

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The panel this week consists of Harry Callahan, i B4 e, It's All Mine!, Curly Lambeau and Packbrew42.

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Our guest this week is Cheezhead.

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The word of the day is Dingus.. din·gus n. Slang.. 1. A person regarded as stupid.

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The first subject is Dick Vitale.

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Harry: Hate him.

Dukey Vitale the Duke homer.. is a reoccuring guest on " Mike and Mike in the morning" and also a reoccuring nightmare to me.

I must say when he is on..his voice reminds me of Marlon Brando doing the Godfather hopped up on speed..the guys mouth goes a mile a minute and i think he could shatter glass with that voice..i don't only hate him..i loathe him.

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i B4 e: Love him.

 

The man is a broadcasting genius baby! Oh, I love that. Rock Chalk Jayhawk baybee!!! We're at the big dance baybee! I love that stuff baby! I wish he were on TV more. If every broadcaster modeled their technique after Dickie V, oh what a wonderful world it would be.

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It's All Mine!: Hate him.

 

Hey, Dick! SHUT UP, BABEEEEE!!!

Someone should cut his tongue out. Figuratively speaking, of course. Maybe someone could take him to a veterinarian and have him de-barked. Figuratively speaking. Of course.

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Curly Lambeau: Hate him.

 

Hate Him with a capital H, Baby! He's a diaper-dootie. This guy can really suck a rock, baby!

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PackBrew42: Love him.

 

Yeah, he's a homer and all but he loves the sport he covers and his speech when he was inducted into the Collegiant Basketball Hall of Fame makes you forget how annoying he can sometimes be.

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Cheezhead: Love him.

He is the most energetic announcer I ever heard. Dick Vitale is Awesome with a capital A, baby! He brings you in the game and keeps you watching. Dicky V is my favorite announcer.

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The second subject is Tina Fey.

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It's All Mine!: Love her.

 

She is sexy, smart, and she reminds me of my third grade teacher. FANTASY TIME! I wanted her when she did SNL's "Weekend Update". And I want her now. And when she was my third grade teacher. And now. Aaaand...NOW!


And NOW!

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Cheezhead: Love her.

I love Saturday Night Live, and I like everyone on it. I really don't know this person too much though, so this is all I really have on this one.

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Curly Lambeau: Love her.

 

We're not allowed to say "myeh", and I don't hate her. She's funny. She's quirky. So, while I don't "LOVE" her love her, I will still say that I love her.

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Harry: Love her.

I am a big fan of her show " 30 Rock "...Alec Baldwin slays in that show.. as does she.

She never fails to crack me up..she is very good looking also..has that teacher or librarian vibe going on with the glasses..i like it.

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PackBrew42: Hate her.

 

No real reason but just never found her funny.

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i B4 e: Love her.

 

She just oozes sexy. Maybe it's her librarian look. Maybe it's her eyes. I don't know, but she is one of the sexiest actresses in Hollywood.

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The third subject is playing Bocce ball.

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i B4 e: Hate it.

 

But only because I don't know what the heck it is. When I think of bocce ball I think of that Seinfeld episode where one of Jerry's dad's grumpy friends says something like, "quit bothering me, I'm trying to play bocce ball".

That's who I think plays bocce ball - grumpy old men.

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Harry: Love it.

PackBrew mentioned this the other day and i was like..YES !!..this is an awesome yard game and trust me if you play it once..you are hooked for life.

You can get a decent set at a sporting goods store for like $15..so do your friends a favor and get a set and whip it out at your next get together..whip it out meaning the bocce balls of course.

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Cheezhead: Love it.


My aunt and uncle gave us Bocce a few years ago and I loved it. I just played on vacation at my cousin's house, too. My favorite is when you have to aim up or down hill; hook it the right way, or you mess up. Oh, and I win a lot too, so there's a big reason right there. Jyoti might not like bocce, though, seeing she'd count as a ball when somebody lost one.

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It's All Mine!: Love it.

 

I have never played it, but I think I would enjoy it. I get into games like this, and usually continue to play once i am turned on to them. I have a question, though: Isn't Mr. Bocce, like, pissed? If it were me, I'd demand my balls back. Unless I were married.

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Curly Lambeau: Love it.

 

I've never played it, don't know if I'd enjoy playing it, wouldn't know the rules so that I'd be able to play it, but I'll say love it because I've never met a lawn game I didn't like. ...not to mention that the chick 2nd from the left is pretty easy on the eyes, if ya' know what I'm sayin', eh heh heh heh.

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PackBrew42: Love it.


One of the best games to play while drinking...at worst you accidentally toss a ball and hit your friend in the head...at best you just drop it on your toes.

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The fourth subject is roasted peanuts in the shell.

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What's not to love? I would never stand in a super market and say, "Y'know, I could use some peanuts in the shell. I think I will buy some," but, if I find myself at a bar where they're givin' 'em away free, and one of my friends goes over and gets a basket of them... I'll definitely eat my share. They're a good "distraction food." Like, if you're doing something else, you'll eat a hundred of them before you think about it.

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PackBrew42: Love them.

A baseball game just isn't complete without them my friends.

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It's All Mine!: Love them.

 

Roasted peanuts in the shell: Love them...

But I have to differentiate--Salted? Love them! Not salted? Like them.

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Cheezhead: Love them.

I love roasted peanuts. I don't eat them too much but they taste good. The only problem I have with them is getting them out of the shell. Sometimes it takes me a while, haha.

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i B4 e: Love them.

 

Come on, who doesn't love them. I remember when I was a kid and my grandfather grew peanuts. He would go pick a mess of them and then roast them. They were and still are awesome.

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Harry: Love them.

You can have your crappy nachos with cheese manufactured by Dupont..and you can take your pretzels and chips..just leave me these babies.

If your sitting at home watching football these are a must..plus they have the added attraction of being throw friendly..a handful of these pelting a television as you watch your team lose by a field goal as time expires..should do no harm to the screen..or the back of a friends head for that matter.

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The fifth subject is E.S.P.N's Pardon the interuption.

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Cheezhead: Love it.


Wow, that's 5 "love it"'s in a row! PTI is my favorite show on ESPN. Wilbon and Kornheiser get along great and I love the jokes they pull off. They cover a lot of big issues too. I guess you could say it's a SportsCenter without highlights and with debating.

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It's All Mine!: hate it.

 

First, it has Tony Kornheiser. Someone should cut his tongue...wait. I said that already. Hmmm. Someone should take him to the...no, no...He should just go away. That show is more annoying than Tim Robbins and Susan Sarandon talking politics--SHUT...UP!!! SHUT UP!!! SHUT UP!!! SHUT UP!!! SHUUUUT UUUUP!!!

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Culy Lambeau: love it.

 

I do genuinely enjoy this show. I don't know exactly what it is... I think it's the way that Mike and Tony seem to actually listen to one another's arguments. They seem to actually enjoy debating one another. Usually talking heads will only be waiting for their face time and only worried about looking cool (see "Horn, Around the").

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Harry: Love it.

Great show..i always click it on when i get home from work..Kornheiser plays better one on one than in a large group..him and Wilbon are a great team..love watching the side ticker waiting for it to get to a topic that i like.

If the next 3 topics up are Nascar, Roger Clemens and Wade Phillips..i know i can leave for a few minutes and come back.

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PackBrew42: Love it.

Love it, though Kornheiser takes wayyy too much vacation (and I know for some people, that's a good thing). Wilbon & Kornheiser compliment each other and have great dialog and point-counterpoint arguments.

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i B4 e: Love it.

 


I've never seen a single episode, so I am more than qualified to say unequivocally this is the best show on ESPN.

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The sixth subject is Jack Black.

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Harry: Love him.

Never fails to crack me up..well except maybe "Nacho Libre"..which i thought was a bummer.

If "High Fidelity".."Orange County" or "Shallow Hal" are on ..i'm in. I really want to see "Tropic Thunder" with him and Ben Stiller..looks awesome.

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Cheezhead: Love him.

I like the movies he has done, and he has energy. He puts a lot of work into his acting. Now, he's nowhere as loved by me as I love Will Smith (girl, your feet must be tired 'cause you've been running through my mind ALL day!), but Jack Black is a great actor.

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i B4 e: Love-ate him.

 

Take that Curly. I loved him in School of Rock but hate him in Tropic Thunder. He just does not look right in that Bozworth style. Of course, I have not, nor plan to see Tropic Thunder, so again that makes me the foremost expert in judging movies.

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It's All Mine!: Hate him.

 

Hate him. Tell him to shut up. And stop making movies. And then tell him to shut up again.

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PackBrew42: Love him.

I guess....he has some good movies and then lays some stinkers on ya.

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Curly Lambeau: Love him.

 

The guy's hilarious. I remember once when he was being interviewed by Stone Philips about his song writing and how often he writes. He said something like "oh!...all the TIME, man! You wanna' see me write a song right now? Okay, here's one about you..." Then he sang the theme song from the Transformers with Stone Philips name replacing the word Transformers. That cracked my crap up. "STONE PHILIPS... more than meets the eye... STONE PHILIPS... more than meets THE EYE!!" Then Jack Black explained his inspiration for the song by saying "I just wrote it like that because your name is Stone Philips and I think there's more to you than meets the eye."

I know funny, and that's funny.

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And the seventh and final subject is Golfer John Daly.

PackBrew42: Hate him.

Hate him....not so much for his personality, which I guess is a thing golf could use more of, but hate him moreso because I hate the sport of golf.

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i B4 e: Love him.

 


The man is my golf hero. Screw Tiger Woods, Daly is the MAN. He told the establishment to go suck farts out of dead vultures. He marches to the beat of his own drum and he could give a crap what people think. You gotta love a guy who can drive the ball a bazillion yards with a cigarette hanging out of his mouth and takes a shot of whiskey before he tees it up.

The PGA needs more people like Daly. Then maybe people would actually watch it.

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Harry: Love him.

One of his quotes...

" I believe nicotine plus caffeine equals protein." ... he can pop off a 350 yard drive and not break a sweat.

The guy is an origional..he's a non-conformist..he plays by his own rules..forget the mess up your career crap with the missed opportunities..he's set for life with endorsement deals and long ball contests.

He signs fans boobers with a black sharpie..HA ! HA !..how cool is that ?..would Tiger do that ? i think not..he's a boy scout.

Behind Phil Mickelson..he is my favorite golfer..yeah Daly smokes and drinks..so what ?...i have been known to tee off with a Marlboro hanging out of my mouth and have a can of beer waiting for me in the cup holder of the golf cart...so what ?

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It's All Mine!: Love him.

 

Don't tell me you don't love the idea of living your life like he does! He's like the Frank Sinatra of the PGA. He's the Dennis Rodman of golf. He's the Charlton Heston of the links. He's the...okay, I got nothing else. Ooh! I know! He's the IAM of the...let's see...PGA...golf...links...got it!

John Daly is the IAM of the cups!

What? WHAT!?

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Curly Lambeau: Hate him.

 

Sure, he's a character. Sure, it's entertaining to see how he's going to throw everything in the toilet AGAIN... but A) this guy could've been great, and he chose straight-up debauchery instead, and B) his marriages have nearly ended in murder a few times. That's... uh... not healthy.

Now, I'll admit that he does have an "everyman" quality, but I contend that he has this in a BAD way. Sports are supposed to be about crowning those who achieve the BEST of human potential. John Daly is the exact opposite of that. He represents the self-inflicted failure... the wasted gifts... I look at him and see a mirror of not what we could be, but of what we are. It's the tragedy that results when selfishness triumphs over faithfulness. Obviously, I resemble John more than Tiger, so I'm not judging him, but that's a bad thing about me... and it's a bad thing about John, and it's a bad thing about so many people, and it makes me sad.

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Cheezhead: Hate him.

Oooooh....I think I would have been the first person to love everything on the list, but you threw this one in here. The only thing I can say I like about this guy is that he and I were born on the same day. But look at the section for him in "off-course life": Alcoholism, Gambling, Drugs and the PGA, Health, and Marriages. Doesn't sound like a great role model. Plus I don't like golf; the only golfer I really like is Tiger (of course). So, yeah, hate him.

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Jyoti's corner.

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We met up with Jyoti today at school and found her over by the bike racks letting the air out of all the tires.

 

Harry: Morning Jyoti..first off i figured i would tell you that both IAM and PackBrew are both out of the hospital and have had a complete recovery.

Okay..on to business..what is your favorite movie and book.

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Jyoti: Morning Harry..good to hear the boys healed up quickly..tell them i said hello.

Movie ? i am gonna have to go with " The Wizard of Oz "

Book ? i will go with " Gulliver's Travels "

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Harry: Have you ever bowled ?

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Jyoti: Well considering i can stick my arm in up to my shoulder in one of the finger holes..and it would be like you trying to throw a boulder down the alley..the answer would be no.

I bet i could beat gutterball king Barrack Obama though..didn't he get like a 31 on one string ? HA ! HA ! HA !

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Harry: Okay last question young lady..what is your favorite food ?

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Jyoti: Cocktail Franks..love em'..hey why didn't anyone ever come up with the idea of Cocktail Frank buns..i mean come on..they would go hand in hand right ?

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Harry: Yeah they would..good idea..well until next week..take care Jyoti.

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Well that's it folks..we hope you liked it..if not..as always..we could give a crap.

            

 

                  This has been a Pier-11 production.

                                  Est.1/2/08

 

                

 

 

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