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Football Season is upon us... Slowey McChoke has just eroded from being the greatest baseball prodigy of all time out of anyone everyone has ever seen.

He was so amazing that they might just have to form a new NFL Team for him. (Yes, because of his size he takes up the space of 5 Offensive Linemen. However, he will not be playing on the offensive line. He will be playing at QB. He will likely be the most versatile QB to ever play the game.

Just look at this beast:

Fatguy

He will run you over with his stubby legs like a he saw a man holding up a sign that said "Free Donuts". It is truly amazing.

Not even Ronnie Lott could take this guy down in his prime. He is like a Weeble-Wobble. You throw him down, he comes right back up like nothing happened. He will take the defense and act like he is the flipper and they are the Pinball Machine. This monster is nothing to mess with. He is Hercules on Steroids with a mix of Ghosthunter's sexiness. (Yes, that is his downfall).

The one working the most hard out there on the field will be the Water Boy, since he will have to reload that Squirt Gun every 2 minutes, and give Slowey a drink of water every down that he plays on the field.

The MVP race will be tight between the Waterboy and Slowey. Who will get the job done? Who is the waterboy? We will find out right now:

 

The Water Boy Is:

Lakers#1

 

I hope this dude can run fast and has a lot of stamina, and one thing that I failed to mention was that Slowey likes his Water at 33 Degrees Farenheit...

Good Luck, Lakers#1

May the water be cold, and may you live through having the hardest job on the football field while Slowey is out there.

(That's Lakers#1's Pic)

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