Slowey McChoke has a foundation...
His foundation is the DFE.
Donuts For Everyone is the name of the foundation that he currently supports. He wishes that you all donate money to his foundation so the Krispy Kreme Donuts and Dunkin' Donuts restaurant chains or whatever you want to call them live on with very much success so his blubber can grow and be used even more to his advantage in the future.
He figured if people were having foundations for other things like children then he figured he should do something well for the community himself. The DFE is an organization that was created, let's see, 2 days ago because that is when his slow brain finally thought about it.
Right now there is a current population of 2 people helping Slowey McChoke. One of them is Ed Beefian, because Dawgee Fresh was a klutz and made some 5 year old kid look better than Slowey. While he thinks that, the Slowey Fans can remember Ed Beefian for being a cheesy little 5 year old kid that works under Slowey McChoke for his foundation to help little children all over the world have the best Donuts in the world.
The other person shall not be named for various reasons...
Those reasons suck, so I am just going to tell you all who the other person is.
The other person working under Slowey McChoke along side Ed Beefian is the one and only:
Yep... he said he wanted a job with someone in the Big Leagues and this is the closest he will ever get. The DFE is the place to go if you ever want to see Slowey McChoke do something good for charity, and his charity is Beer and Donuts.
Which brings us to another movement that he started.
Figer vs. McChoke
That is the name of the Court Case and I don't care if I spelled Figer's name wrong, because it is made up and I can make it spelled however I want to... The movement was to make Beer be slod in Krispy Kreme Donuts shops, but this has not been a success yet...
The DFE will live on!