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Welcome to the 19th installment of Love it ? or Hate it ?..as usual we take a subject and tell you whether we love it or hate it.

We want you to feel free to throw in your 2-cents.

Humor us..tell us which subjects you love and which ones you hate.

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The panel this week consists of Harry Callahan, i B4 e, It's All Mine!, Curly Lambeau and Packbrew42.

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The word of the day is Loco: Spanish for "crazy", "insane", "mad"... Ese tío está loco
("That guy's crazy") 

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The first subject is horse racing...watching or betting on.

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Harry: Love it.

I hate to just watch it..i would rather watch someone carving wood..but if i actually go to one..now we are talking..i have been to Lonestar Park..right outside Dallas a couple of times and had a blast..3-5-8 trifecta please ( Burp !!)

I miss greyhound racing in Florida and also jai-alai..total blast.

I also have a gambling problem i am working on.

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PackBrew42: Hate it.

 

Hate watching on it and would never bet on it...not because of principle or religious ideology, but simply because its boring and it sucks....I'd probably put my money on the horse with the cleverest name and lose.

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i B4 e: Hate it.

 

If I need a nap, then sure I'll watch it. Otherwise I would rather watch the Lawrence Welk show.

However, if they put monkeys on the horses and blindfold the horses, that I would watch.

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Curly Lambeau: Hate it.

 

Horse racing. Hate it. Not entirely sure why. I mean, I know that the horses are only doing what they were made to do. I know that giving horses drugs is supposed to be rare and illegal. I know that the whole shady, mafioso thing is probably just in my imagination. I'm sure I'd enjoy seeing a race if I ever saw one, but...

Until then, horse racing conjures up images in my head of animals pushed too far. I see a horse with crazy thin legs (because it was bred to have crazy thin legs) breaking one of his legs and... Suddenly, he's a goner. Veering around the track as aimlessly as a junebug, all that bone and muscle suddenly worthless and undone. It's a pathetic sight. Which is to say that it arouses pathos within me. Now, sure, I know what you're gonna' say... "But, Curly, didn't Aristotle identify pathos as one of the inartistic rhetorical proofs?" Sure, sure. I know. It's a fair point, but what can I say? I hate looking at it. That's just me.

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It's All Mine!: Hate it.

 

Horse racing is stupid. Horses are so much faster than we are, why should we even TRY to race one?

The whole industry is rife with rich rich rich people, and their life is so far removed from mine, that I couldn't two poops for it. Screw those horses and their people.

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The second subject is the cigar.

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PackBrew42: Hate it.

 

I'm a non-smoker and that's all I got to say about that.

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It's All Mine!: Hate it.

 

They stink to everyone but the one smoking it. And that photo of the California governor smoking one makes him look like that's the only pole he smokes.

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i B4 e: Hate it.

  


I just don't see the point. They smell awful. I just don't understand why someone would stick a big brown smelly thing in their mouth.

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Harry: Hate it.

I sometimes would have one hanging around for a poker game so i could get the 2 guys on each side of me to forget what they were doing with their cards and pay all their attention on me and the nasty stogie fumes hovering about..gross invention here...like smoking raked leaves...smells like them too.

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The third subject is drag racing.

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Curly Lambeau: Love it. 

 

Drag racing. Sure, I love it. I've never been to one of these, but I already know for a fact that it'd be awesome. It's like you can actually hear the fuel injectors sucking in that jet fuel they use. Totally rad.

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Harry: Hate it.

I will put this simply..drag racing is a drag..thats why they named it that...snooze inducing motor-head drivel.

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i B4 e: Hate it.

 

What's the point of watching guys dress up as chicks and run around a track ? I would rather watch horse racing.

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It's All Mine!: Love it.

 

I was way into it years ago, but lately I don't tune into it very often. I find it to be worlds more entertaining and mind blowing than NASCAR. Go to a meet some time, and it'll freak you the heck OUT, they're so fast.

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PackBrew42: Hate it.

 

I don't really care at all about auto or bike racing...the only race I like is the Klement's Sausage Races @ Miller Park...my favorite racer = Brett Wurst.

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Harry: I think i will go with $10 on Brett Wurst to place please.

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The fourth subject is Ben Stiller.

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It's All Mine!: Hate him.

 

But I loved him in "There's Something about Mary". He's over-exposed now, and I'm getting very weary of his flat one-sided acting.

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i B4 e: Hate him.

 


Sorry, he just isn't funny. I would rather watch drag racing than a Ben Stiller movie.

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PackBrew42: Hate him.

He's been on my list of "Actors I Wish Were Dead" along with Owen Wilson, Matthew McConaughy, Will Ferrell, Andy Dick and...hmmm, nope think I covered them all - though Vince Vaughn is quickly becoming a candidate....it all kinda went downhill for you Vince after "Psycho" which was the last good movie you were in, in my professional opinion.

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Harry: Love him.

Sure he throws out as many stinkers like " Zoolander" as he does laugh fests like " Meet the parents", " There's something about Mary" and " Dodgeball "..but gotta say he cracks me right up...one of my favorite comedians...Gaylord Greg Focker gets a thumbs up !!

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Curly Lambeau: Love him.

 

Did somebody say that Zoolander was stupid?? No way, dude! Watch it again. ...the way his model friends were so stupid that they died in a "freak gasoline fight accident"? The way Derek wanted to "give back," and so he came up with the idea for The Derek Zoolander School For Kids Who Can't Read Good And Want To Learn To Do Other Stuff Good Too? And then, when they showed him a model of how the school would look, he smashes it on the floor in rage and says "what is this, a school for ANTS?! How are the kids supposed to learn to read good when they can't even get inside the BUILDING?!"

That's funny stuff, friends and neighbors. Ben Stiller's great. In conclusion, let me just say: "I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me?"

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The fifth subject is John Clayton.

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i B4 e: Hate him.

 

I don't have a clue who he is, but he looks like I would hate him. I would rather watch a Ben Stiller movie.

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Curly Lambeau: Love him.

 

John Clayton? Sure. He's got a face for radio, but he's usually interesting. Besides, anyone who can succeed with that mug deserves his props. Which, in this case, means that he gets the priviledge of being loved by yours truly.

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Harry: Love him.

Hey..so the guy looks like a baby bird..but he is always the go to guy for late-breaking NFL news.

I actually had Sean Salisbury in this spot..but i hated the way he used to bully and dismiss Clayton so i switched places with them..Salisbury isn't worth my time...exept for his invention of steaks smothered in mushrooms and brown gravy of course...love those.

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PackBrew42: Love him.

Love him...kinda. He's usually right and I agree with most of what he says (and I hate his opposite in Sean Salsbury), but he comes off as a pretentious arschloch.

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i B4 e: Hate him.

 

One word: He's Boring...Okay, two! Two words! He is boring...Three! Three words about John Clayton. He is boooooorrrrriiiiing!

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The sixth subject is "Mythbusters"

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PackBrew42: Love it.

It's hard not to like guys blowing up stuff, especially one that wears a beret (if that technically is a beret). Most everything they cover is really cool and again, usually ends up in stuff blowing up.

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Harry: Love it.

They had a James Bond one that was cool..the exploding pen from "Goldeneye"..they went to a quarry and took a pen with some explosives in it and stuck it in the shirt pocket of a dummy and tried to blow it up.

It didn't blow it up all the way so..bigger pen and more explosives..not to their liking again..until finally they had a pen the size of a pringles can packed with like 2 sticks of dynamite worth of powder and blew the dummy to smithereens...they said.. hey what the hell..we already proved it wrong..lets use up the rest of the explosives.

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It's All Mine!: Love it.

 

Love this show! I believe these guys truly have the greatest job in the world. It makes no difference if they bust or confirm a myth...they're having fun doing it, and they have actually answered some of the questions my friends and I have had.

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Curly Lambeau: Love it.

 

Oh, how do I love Mythbusters? Let me count the ways! Okay, I won't count the ways, but I will just say that these guys enjoy their work more than anybody I've ever seen. I once saw them construct a lead zeppelin that actually flew. I've seen them apply the scientific process to determine whether it was actually easy to shoot fish in a barrel. Every show: ten new contraptions. And these guys just have a blast. What's not to love?

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i B4 e: Hate it.

 

I'm sure everything they do is staged. I doubt they have any real knowledge of the myth they are busting other than what the producers tell them to say about it. They are merely TV hosts. I would rather watch John Clayton.

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The seventh and final subject is Phil Simms.

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i B4 e: Hate him.

 

He was over rated as a QB, just like his pitiful son. I just don't see the infatuation with him. I would rather watch Myth Busters.

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Harry: Love him.

My favorite game announcer followed by Aikman..he knows his stuff and doesn't make me want to turn the volume down..he's the man...does a lot of Pats games so i am familiar with him.

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PackBrew42: Love him.

Because of you Phil, my Packers squeezed one more good year out of Brett Favre and we got a draft pick for him by trading him...the Jets got a lemon (my opinion, yet to be seen for sure though).

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Curly Lambeau: Love him.

 

Love him, I guess. but... haven't we already done Phil Simms? Maybe we haven't... I don't know. All these pale blonde ex-quarterback announcers start to run together after awhile.

Anyway, that won't stop me from loving Phil. He'll tell ya' about the game, and provide a little analysis now and again, as opposed to talk your ears off and trying to hype everything.

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It's All Mine!: Hate him.

Don't know much about the guy except that he was a fair-to-middlin' quarterback, and that he is now an NFL analyst for one of those TV studio sport thingies. He talks, people listen, so what?

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Jyoti's corner.



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Today IB is meeting up with Jyoti at home..where she is babysitting her little brother Gipnartz.

i B4 e: So, Jyoti, since your, um, incident with IAM, let me ask this again: Which do you like better dogs or ducks?

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Jyoti: Well since this is the second time you asked..i guess i wont hurt your feelings again..okay sure..i like dogs better..jeeze move it along old boy..i gotta change mudbutts diaper here..he reeks.

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i B4 e: Where did you learn to defend yourself so well? You did an amazing number on Packbrew's onions. I think I can still smell them.

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Jyoti: Tell me about it..it smelled like someone was cooking fajita's..well i actually had no training..i learned it all myself from the computer..and i subscribe to Guns and Ammo.

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i B4 e: So can you take me for a walk ?

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Jyoti: Okay great..so now you gotta go too huh ?..hey why not..i have nothing better to do than change little Gipnartz here's diapers all day..little snot dribbler is worse than the california mudslides..and i hope you only have to do #1..because if it's #2..your picking it up.

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Well that's it folks..we hope you liked it..if not..as always..we could give a crap.

            

 

                  This has been a Pier-11 production.

                                  Est.1/2/08

 

                

 

 

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