"Let us pray the Throwdowner's Prayer. Lord, please pray for the soul of this newbie and guide my pimp-hand and make it strong Lord so that he might learn a newbie's place. Amen." - Pimp David goes old skool on a newb (TD# 214558)
Staff: 
THE ZING CHASE STANDINGS (Aug 31st, 08)
1. Pimp David (59 pts)
2. Frank (33 pts)
3. Prodigy (28 pts)
4. CCC (24 pts)
5. Ghost (23 pts)
Hot on their tails!: (14-22 pts) cass, The Emperor, moon, T-Fo, Zapp
Waiting to strike!: (11-13 pts) confucius, efb, gruden, Roberts#1, swayze
Don't count them out!: (8-10 pts) agrippa, dj, foosball, lakers#1, RobertMenn, Pitt
Strong chart debuts!: Dawgee, Mr. Pac-man, The Punisher, Sean Makienda
Throwdown Highlights of the Week
A. TD BEATDOWN OF THE WEEK (CLICK HERE.) Pimp David makes a newb's (phelpsfan) head spin.
B. TD WARZONE OF THE WEEK (CLICK HERE). Outlaw and Cassidy generate 1209(!!!) comments.
C. AVATAR THEME OF THE WEEK: POKER. Gruden continues to corrupt the kids. YN continues to walk the line.
D. RESURRECTIONS OF THE WEEK...
Zapp Braniggan. Current member status: Back to 'life'
The Prodigy. Current member status: Lurking.
Cassidy. Current member status: In limbo.
The Savage. Current member status: In 'chaos'.
Peachy. Current member status: Impending xanax coma.
E. Grammar Police Chronic Offender of the Week: Although he was subjected to repeated TAZERing, baltimore brigade (aka raginravens) is still listed by Commissioner Roberts#1 as 'at large' and as 'highly-likely to re-offend'.
F. THE PUCKHEAD TD AVATAR CHALLENGE. Baunded and bgm risk their online reputations in a Toronto vs. Montreal debate. For two weeks, the loser of the throwdown must display an avatar and tag line that the winner has chosen. Help seal their fates by voting and commenting HERE.
REMINDER: Please use the Zing SUBMISSION BOARD on the group page HERE.
Tune in tomorrow for the Daily Zing List - WEEK 5!
Daniella Sarahyba
Melissa Haro
NBA Games of the Week
Michael Phelps' Golden Journey
Comments (10) Add A Comment
Haha, David beating down the newb in that Cowboys TD is priceless. Great blog as always, Yoda.
G.O.A.T.
Scranton, PA
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Well done Yoda
Pitt Panther Strikes…
Telford, PA
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FAMILY CIRCUS!!
J. HOVA: DEVILS…
Brooklyn, NY
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That beatdown that David laid was awesome. Perhaps the greatest single TD performance in the history of FN.
wtnelson = Big Chief
Fort Collins , CO
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I'm getting high from the fumes coming off wtnelson's avatar.
YODA
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Gotta give some love to the Pimp. He has some awesome 1 liners. Excellent job Mr.Pimp!
Lucic007: 16-4-4
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The Sean character is awesome as well. High 5 Sean!!
Lucic007: 16-4-4
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Prodigy got deleted didn't he?
Jrich23
Charlotte , NC
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O yea, made the list, good blog Yoda
YN- Come Get Some
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Jrich,
Yeah, Prodigy was one of a few people that got deleted this past week.
He will be hard to recognize with his facial reconstruction surgery, but you might catch a glance of him this upcoming week if you are in the right place at the right time.
YODA
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