Staff: 
"Nancy Kerrigan. You an official here? Cause you've officially given me a boner!" - Will Ferrell, 'Blades of Glory'
The Official Zing List (Sept 4, 2008)
1. "Premature ejaculation? Did you blow your whole load on your first argument and had nothing left for a second? I feel sorry for your wife/girlfriend/boyfriend."
ZING! CCC (TD 217278) - 5 pts
Context: Lambasting his opponent for forfeiting a turn.
Debate Tip: Forfeit a turn and suffer the consequences.
2. "Your third argument looks like crap, smells like crap, tastes like crap. - You know what they say..."
ZING! Zapp (TD 216578) - 4 pts
Debate Tip: Forfeit a turn and suffer the consequences.
3. "I know you go to school on a short-bus...and I know it's taught by Jimmy the Greek".
ZING! Pimp David (TD 217520) - 3 pts
Context: Casting doubt on his opponent's math.
Debate Tip: Double check your figures.
4. "The Mascot - Is it going to be an Ipod? A fat kid holding a sheet of metal and shaking it?
ZING! Pimp David (TD 217259) - 2 pts
Context: On the Oklahoma City Thunder and their theme-song 'Thuderstruck'.
Debate Tip: If you don't pick on the fat kid, what incentive does the kid have to lose any weight?
5. "There really needs to be an option on here to vote against both sides."
ZING! CCC (TD 217757) - 1 pt
Context: CCC antipates the changes hinted at by SI staffer, Bryan Graham...while observing the latest Peachy vs. Total Package 'Most Patriotic Pro-Wrestlers ever' TD.
Debate Tip: Try to avoid all 'sports' that Adorable Adrian Adonis and Eugene compete in.
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You can never go wrong with a Will Ferrell quote. Nice list.
DO_WORK_SON is in…
Travis Afb , CA
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Help me Premature Ejaculation Man! ... I'm coming... Bwaaa haaaaaw haaaaw!
Funny as usual Yoda.
LoveItHateIt
Portland, OR
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"I know you go to school on a short-bus...and I know it's taught by Jimmy the Greek".
Hey..can't speak to the short bus thing but I'd have LOVED to be in a class taught by Jimmy the Greek. Imagine being taught sports handicapping by a guy who intentionally included his ancestry as part of his stage name and was later fired for being a "racist".
Jimmy the Greek is my hero!
C-C-C
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How does Zapp know what crap tastes like? Nevermind.
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Dalzell, SC
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jimmy gave me the Under on my Zing at 2.2
I made a KILLING this week .
The Pimp is back
Informative Sports.Com, NC
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Go back and read the next arguement
http://www.fannation.com/throwdowns/show/217520
While I definately do ride the short bus, my math was just fine.
boltsfan
Norfolk , NE
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Nice job. All the pictures are blocked at school though, :(
Dyhard
Germantown, WI
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Nice, best blog on FN
Djroxalot
Los Angeles, CA
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short bus airlines pick is funny stuff
Joe Dew
Idaho Falls , ID
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boltsfan,
He was talking about your math in a different part of you 2nd argument than what you chose to address in the 3rd argument. See your sentence in 2nd arg that ends 'even stevens'.
YODA
San Diego, CA
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This is great, just great
Hank Hill
Arlen, TX
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hahaha
G.O.A.T. is back?
Scranton, PA
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Good to see you back on FanNation, Hank. Time for some 3 a.m. TD action again.
YODA
San Diego, CA
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