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Of course not. That title is just a tease.  Vanderbilt, perennial cellar-dweller in SEC football (but great school for academics, and also where Al Gore flunked out of Divinity School), just put it on SC. 24-17.  How sweet it is.  You see, that makes Steve Spurrier a loser.  LOSER.  L-O-S-E-R.  Big mouthed smart alec Steve Spurrier.  Annoying wisecracking, UGA hating, Steve Spurrier.  Just lost to a school that considered making football an intramural only sport a few years ago.  Unranked Vanderbilt.  Vanderbilt held this so called offensive genius to just 17 points.  Pretty Smelley score, if you ask me.  I can't even remember when South Carolina won an SEC game.  I am gloating over this loss, and I hate Steve Spurrier.  Just wanted to make sure you knew this. 

Spurrier has been a thorn in my side for 20 years now.  The only people who seem to like him are whatever team he coaches and the panty wearing media.  I have never hated a football coach more than him.  See, when he beats you, he rubs your face in it. If you are not as good as him, he openly mocks and ridicules you. If you are better than him, he openly mocks and ridicules you.  Examples? Glad you asked.

"Free Shoes University" -mockery of the Florida State Football team when some players got unethical discounts on athletic wear.

Spurrier Media Groupie: "Coach, your greatness, majestic one, Did you think Georgia had a chance to beat you today?"

Spurious:"No, not with the people they have. No."

Spurrier Media Groupie: "Coach, Excellency, Visored Deity, Favour us with you wisdom on you glorious defeat of the communist Bulldawgs."

Bitter saggy jawed washed up Bawl Coach: "It's not like they are some great team.  They have not won their last 4 SEC games."

A wholed golf loser: "They can call us anything they want. At least they can't call us losers."

But I can. LOSER.  Why don't you just go ahead and retire, and put us all out of your misery?

GO DAWGS.

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