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"SCREW that LOSER!"- FanNation Member: Peachy gets cerebral in his Throwdown with FanNation member:DWS (TD 220457)
"Peachy, if there was an Angel of Death for cognizant debate, I think it would have your avatar and your TD record" - FanNation member: Moondizzle makes the call
The Official Zing List (Sept 9, 2008)
1. "Worst performing team from week one? Porkins' mother and the Viagra-less Emperor stowe."
ZING! Ghost (TD 220018) - 5 pts
Context: Weekend recap.
Debate Tip: Don't just think 'worst'. Think WORST.
2a. "Okay rookie, this is going to be like Porkins on tacos after a religious fast."
ZING! Djroxalot (TD 219977) - 4 pts
Context: Did the Packers make the right move?
Debate Tip: Porkins name seems to come up on the Zing list even more than Pimp David's.
2b. "Maybe we should change your name to Dj-DANCES-alot 'cause you're dancing around the topic and not answering it."
NEWB-ZING! Optimus Prime (TD 219977) - 4 pts
Context: Did the Packers make the right move?
Debate Tip: End your final argument with a strong closer.
3. "Does your mailman know that you hate him? Maybe that is why you didn't get your latest copy of 'Boys Life' magazine."
ZING! DWS (TD 220457) - 3 pts
Debate Tip: 'Innocently' questioning or suggesting things about your opponent's character is almost always more effective than a direct insult or accusation.
4. "Tough to have a good performance from your back unless your name is Jenna Jameson."
ZING! CCC (TD 220297) - 2 pts
Context: On Ben Roethlesberger's habit of getting sacked.
Debate Tip: Sex sells.
5. "I'm special and I'll still beat you. Yaaaaaaaaay!"
ZING! The avatard (TD 220449) - 1 pt
Context: Punishing a turn-forfeiter.
Debate Tip: Forfeit a turn and you may lose to a guy with a TD record of 1-11-2.
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I can't believe I made the list 2 days in a row. Maybe I should focus on this a little more. I could get good. Once again, a very nice read. YODA, thank you for the time and effort that you put into this group and blog.
DO_WORK_SON
Travis Afb , CA
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Ugh. That wasn't even my best zing in that TD. ;-)
Cowboys-Celtics-Chis…
Middle, TN
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^^^
Are you refering to your line that included the following elements?:
* Mike Tyson
* Kobe Bryant
* An 18-yr old beauty queen
* Multiple-penetration
Look CCC, even the Zing Foundation has to draw the line somewhere.
YODA
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Well, the new site has messed up the formatting of photos in all the blogs.
I'm not going to try and fix this one. Still legible for the most part.
But I'll make sure tonight's edition is cleaner.
YODA
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test
YODA
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Hmmm...
I like this new 'quote' function. Very clean.
YODA
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LOL.........Nice comback rookie.......
djroxalot LOL at LSU
Los Angeles, CA
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Sorry dj, but I sent YODA that link of the rook zinging you. I had to, because I didn't see it coming.
RobertMenn:MerlinsMi…
San Antonio , TX
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Damn anti-free speech censors have invaded the Zing Foundation! I knew the site changes were bad, but this is a catastrophe!
Cowboys-Celtics-Chis…
Middle, TN
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TD ZINGERS
One Word! " Very Bizarre!"
I'm In!
-The FLOAT-
Chilly, TX
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Funny stuff, Yoda. Keep it up.
G.O.A.T.
Scranton, PA
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