I've slept with this many actresses today**** LaRue 09.SEP.0810. Wants to make one of those Gillette commercials with Tiger, Roger Federer and Jeter.
9. Like many armies before him, enjoys dominating France every year.
8. Saw Michael Phelps win 8 gold medals and figured maybe winning 8 Tour De Frances would finally make bicycling relevent.
7. Somebody told him that he didn't have the balls to compete in another Tour De France.
6. Doesn't feel he has enough ESPY Awards.
5. Nike desperately needed a spokesman after Tiger Woods was lost for the year.
4. Would rather be chased by bikers he can get ahead of than paparazzi that always seem to be one step ahead.
3. Tired of Barry Bonds and Roger Clemens getting all the headlines for doping allegations
2. Needs the money now that nobody buys those Livestrong bracelets anymore.
1. Can't go on one more annoying run with Matthew McConaughey without killing him, brah.
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10. Wants to make one of those Gillette commercials with Tiger, Roger Federer and Jeter
What, no love for the ones with Federer, Tiger, and Thierry Henry?
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