What do you call 47 people watching an NFL playoff game on TV?
The Washington Redskins.
What's the difference between OJ Simpson and the Redskins?
OJ at least had defense!
What do the Redskins and possums have in common?
Both can play dead at home and get killed on the road.
What do the Redskins and Billy Graham have in common?
Both can make 90,000 people stand up and yell"JESUS CHRIST"!
Why was Jim Zorn upset when the Redskins playbook was stolen?
he wasn't finished coloring it in yet!
How do you beat the Washington Redskins?
Send'em to Texas Stadium!