Fittingly Sarah Palin will drop the puck in Philadelphia at the Wachovia Center (or is it now the Wells Fargo Center?) before the Flyers take on the New York Rangers. So what in the name of Tina Fey will happen when "hockey mom" takes to the ice?
10.) "Those aren't Moooose calls, those are boos Sarah and they're not for you they're for your autistic son Trig, but welcome to Sunny Philadelphia!"
9.) "Way to drop that puck Sarah, you're staying to participate in the wet t-shirt contest during the 1st intermission right?"
8.) "You know those bitter Pennsylvania voters who'd rather have a beer with their President? Well I'm guessing these one's would rather throw theirs' at you."
7.) "Yes there is an arena called the igloo in Pittsburgh, no it is not a real igloo and no you cannot shoot the Penguins inside it Governor Palin!"
6.) ""So what do you think of the Liberty Bell Governor Palin?" "What a lovely name for a child."
5.) "When you said, "say it ain't so Joe" were you referencing Pisarsik, because I don't think the Philly faithful will take too kindly to that."
4.) ""You betcha I agree with Rush Limbaugh, that young black man from Chicago is overrated because of the liberal media." "Now that's enough Donovan McNabb bashing outta you Govenor Palin!"
3.) ""I can see Rocky from my house!" "No you can't!""
2.) "Ooooh gee gosh a golly, I watch a lot of Red Wings games, is that an octopus? Nope, whoops guess I'm preggers again... Kelly Ripa ain't got **** on me."
1.) ""And when both teams asked if they could run a train on me in the locker room, I said 'thanks but no thanks'... psyche, you betcha I said thanks, a lot!"
Good night and good luck.