...Entrance Exam..

Yes, that's right. Recruits are now forced to take this University Entrance Exam (UEE).  

This test is strictly for Football and Basketball players.  Seeing as those 2 sports are constantly the ones with the LOWEST GPA's.

Now to the UEE

REMEMBER:

Below is only a SAMPLE of the test.  Real test questions cannot be released (seeing as they will probably cheat anyways).  Also, Pictures ARE included!

THE OHIO STATE UNIVERSITY ENTRANCE EXAM
BIG TEN FOOTBALL PLAYER VERSION
(Time Limit: 3 Weeks)

*You must answer three or more

questions  correctly to qualify*

AND NO CHEATING! 

1. What language is spoken in France?

2. Give a dissertation on the ancient
Babylonian Empire with particular
reference to architecture, literature,
law and social conditions

-OR-

give the first name of Pierre Trudeau.

3. Would you ask William Shakespeare to:
(a) build a bridge
(b) sail the ocean
(c) lead an army or
(d) WRITE A PLAY

4. What religion is the Pope? (please check
only one answer)
(a) Jewish
(b) Catholic
(c) Hindu
(d) Polish
(e) Agnostic

5. Metric conversion. How many feet is
0.0 meters?

6. What time is it when the clock looks like this?

7. How many commandments was Moses given?
(approximately)

8. What are people in America's far north
called?
(a) Westerners
(b) Southerners
(c) Northerners

9. Spell -- Bush, Carter and Clinton

10. Six kings of England have been called
George, the last one being George the
Sixth. Name the previous five.

11. Where does rain come from?
(a) Macy's
(b) a 7-11
(c) Canada
(d) the sky

12. Can you explain Einstein's Theory
of Relativity?
(a) yes
(b) no

13. What are coat hangers used for?

14. The Star Spangled Banner is the National
Anthem for what country?

15. Explain Le Chatelier's Principle of
Dynamic Equilibrium

-OR-

spell your name in BLOCK LETTERS.

16. Where is the basement in a three story
building located?

17. Which part of America produces the
most oranges?
(a) New York
(b) Florida
(c) Canada
(d) Wisconsin

18. Advanced math.
If you have three apples how many apples
do you have?

19. What does NBC (National Broadcasting Corp.)
stand for?

I ________________________ (your name) certify that I have taken this test, nothing but this test, and the whole test to the best of my ability.  

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