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Forecasters are predicting the Ty Willingham that has resided over Washington University will be clearing up within the next few months. The Ty Willingham, a rare atmospheric condition that occurs from time to time, has dumped horrible play and substandard recruiting on the college for the past 4 seasons, including an 0-8 campaign this year. But meteorologists say there are signs of a low pressure system building in the region that could force the Willingham south.

Notre Dame was the last college to be hit with a bad Willingham strike from 2002-2004. The storm knocked them out of the national title picture, disrupted their recruiting base, and left the people of South Bend wondering how they would make it through. It then made its way northwest to Washington, where it has resided ever since.

Now that the Ty Willingham is predicted to move once again after this season, the national weather advisory center is suggesting that everyone board up their practice facilities over the winter. They suggest stocking up on loyal assistant coaches, so that your AD never gets that itch to hire a Willingham.

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