FAVRE!
FAVRE!
FAVRE!
Are you one of the millions of semi-literate, borderline competent Americans with an unadulterated love of all things Favre? Do long-toed hillbillies make you swoon? Does seeing the number 4 make you involuntarily pee yourself?
For too long you've been frustrated because round-the-clock media coverage still can't satisfy the whole in your brain/soul! But now...look no further.
The answer to all of your hopes, prayers, and embarrassing sexual fantasies has finally arrived!
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That's right! This collection can be your for a limited time, so call now!
These gold-plated high-quality embossed coins featured Brett "El Saviorrrrrr" Favre on the front and the Statue of Liberty on the reverse.
LIBERTY!
Own your piece of Brett Favre NOW!
He beat the Frozen Tundra!
He beat painkillers!
He beat the Superbowl!
He beat retirement!
He beat hygeine!
He even beat the evil PATRIOTS!
In fact, the only thing he can't beat is your meat! So stop shaming yourself to those Internet headshots and buy this collection!
Looking beyond aggregate totals to examine meaningful statsitics is for NERDS!
The Brett Favre collection is for people who are AWESOME!
But wait, there's more. As part of this limited time offer, you will receive an authentic replica of Brett Favre's ****. Stop kissing that pillow and plant you lips on the real thing!
This hypoallergenic mold is made from 100% Wisconsin cheese, a $50 dollar value, yours free! (Just pay shipping an handling.)
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