Are you one of the millions of semi-literate, borderline competent Americans with an unadulterated love of all things Favre? Do long-toed hillbillies make you swoon? Does seeing the number 4 make you involuntarily pee yourself?
For too long you've been frustrated because round-the-clock media coverage still can't satisfy the whole in your brain/soul! But now...look no further.
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These gold-plated high-quality embossed coins featured Brett "El Saviorrrrrr" Favre on the front and the Statue of Liberty on the reverse.
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He beat the Frozen Tundra!
He beat painkillers!
He beat the Superbowl!
He beat retirement!
He beat hygeine!
He even beat the evil PATRIOTS!
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