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Here's my latest song parody with a little help from Aerosmith's Janie's Got A Gun... www.youtube.com/watch?v=AVKdLQnfSJs

 

 

It's Called...

BURRESS GOT A GUN 

Oh Plax what have you done

It's time to trade the bum

Oh Plax what have you done

It's the sound, it's the sound...

Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah....

 

Burress got a gun

Burress got a gun

His whole world's come undone

He shot himself in the Bum

What will Eli do?

Who's he goin' throw too?

 

They say that when Plax was arrested

He said he was protectin' his BLING

But man, he had it comin'

Now that Plax got a gun

His game is never gonna be the same

 

Burress got a gun

Burress got a gun

Giants dog day's just begun

Now Eli's gotta go to the run

Tell us now it's untrue

What will Coughlin do?

 

He's gotta jack that little bitty baby

Cause Plax has got to be insane

They say the crack that he was smokin'

The lightnin' and the thunder

I guess those meds will stop the pain

 

Can't run away, run away with that leg

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

 

Can't run away, run away with that leg

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Can't run away, run away, run, run away

 

Burress got a gun

Burress got a gun

Eli's problems just begun

The Giants gotta turn to the run

What will Coughlin do

Is this Plax's last I.O.U.

 

Shockey's gone to the Big Easy

And Plax put a bullet in his leg

He said 'cause nobody believes me

That Coughlin's such a sleezey

Now his game is never gonna be the same

 

Can't run away, run away with that leg

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Can't run away, run away, run, run away

 

Burress got a gun

Burress got a gun

Burress got a gun

The Giants gotta go to the run

 

Burress got a gun

Eli's problems have begun

Now the Giants have gotta run

 

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