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THE WEEKLY RECAP

"Why are you giving me all the players stats AGAIN? Did you forget that you had already given the statistical argument? Next time, take some of RStowe's donepezil before posting." - DWS, berating his opponent in TD #262519

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Zingers Tourney Update

Round 2 is nearly complete. Round 3 matches are about to kick-off.

Don't forget to visit the main tourney page for updates and links to all tourney TDs.

Click here: TOURNEY LINK

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Avatars of the Week:

1. DWS – Gina (did you doubt it?)
2. Porkins – Lego my Keg-O
3. Mac Brody – Kocur!
4. T-Fo – Rocky-Favre

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Throwdown Milestones:

Congratulations to the following members of the TD Community:

djroxalot - 450 TD wins

Porkins - 160 TD wins

Agrippa - 100 TD wins

Baun-ded - 70 TD wins

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The T-Fo's Mom Chronicles, Part II

.... however there is a bigger problem with that "rivalry" than TFo's Mom finding a flatbed truck big enough to carry her to her annual checkup at the doctor and a forklift driver to get her out of bed.. - rstowe

... "117 years of forgettable mediocrity". (funny coincidence, that's also T-Fo's Mom's slogan) - The Ram

What's more impressive is watching T-fo's mom scarf down Grand Slam breakfasts at Denny's. I'd go into how she pays for them, but really- I think we've all seen her butter-soaked, crumb-covered hands in action. - Porkins

Premature voting is about as satisfying as premature ejaculation...just ask T-fo's mother. - LGP

This guy has scored 5 more times then TFo's mom during Fleet Week - Foosball

For this one, I am picking a Team that is only second to T-Fo's Mom for putting rubber between the legs in one season .... - Baun-ded

However, saying soccer is boring and not giving a reason as to why it's boring is like contracting gonorrhea and neglecting to mention the source, T-fo's mom. - Redwing

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BLOGs of the Week

West Coast Rink Rants - a collection of hockey "Fights of the Night" by Mac Brody.

Click the photo to the left for the link. And click the photo to the right for a sample of what's in store ....

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The Hockey Education Committee Mailbag - by Redwing19

Click the photo to the left for the link.

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TD of the Week:

Are YOU Anti-Semantic? rstowe is!

Click the photo to read the debate between stowe and The Ram ....

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HONORABLE MENTION:

Charlie Weis is fat - IamRightYouAreWrong vs. rstowe

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ZINGEE UPDATE

Current top ten Zingees

We thought Peachy's lead was unassailable ... but Porkins is catching up fast. And see the surprise new entry at #5!

1.    Peachy – 68 points
2.    Porkins – 60 points
3.    Rstowe – 38 points
4.    Frog – 37 points
5=   Pitt Panther – 26 points
5= T-Fo’s Mom – 26 points
7.    Pimp David – 25 points
8.    Agrippa – 21 points
9.    Bconngemini – 19 points
10. Frank – 17 points